Category Archives: Celebrity

Sex And Golf: They Go Together Like…Okay, Maybe Not

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Tiger Tiger Woods y’all…

Tiger Woods’ plight is far from over.  Tyler’s Wood is being released by Adam & Eve Pictures exclusively through their video-on-demand feature.  I would bet the house that Tiger watches it, right?  He clearly digs sex, I would even bet that he had his agents inquire about a possible starring role in the film.  I wonder how that conversation went down.  Tiger most likely telling them something like, “Hey, can it get any worse? Let me do some acting”.  I am all for it, the guy is clearly a stud and the movie would generate a boatload of money.  If I was Tiger’s agent I would have made sure that he got the lead, especially with all of those endorsement dollars drying up.  In the meantime, I heard that Tiger checked into a prominent ‘sex rehab’ facility.  That seems like the kind of place where amazing things could happen…I’m just sayin’.

Yea, That’s A Nice Tit…But I Have Had Enough Lohan!

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Stop taking her picture!

What is Lindsay Lohan doing these days, besides a lot of trashy photo shoots?  This chick is nuts, and I cannot figure out for the life of me how it is that people still want to take photos of her!  Who booked this shoot?  Is it an ad campaign for a truckstop in rural Topeka?  Did her Dad snap these shots?  It is a mystery, and I am going to get to the bottom of this.  Clearly, her rollercoaster lifestyle is intriguing to some extent, but I think I am finished…Tiger Woods blows her away!  Had it emerged that Lindsay Lohan was blowing Tiger Woods…now that is damn good story!

Just Like That…Let Me Have My Moment Of Side-Boob

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All photos should be taken this way…

Last time I had Silvstedt on here she was finger-blasting herself on some French beach.  That was awesome, yes, but I am such a sucker for side-boob.  There is something so exquisite about it, like a Van Gogh or a Degas.  A spectacular side-boob image can have a profound impact on its viewers.  I remember my first side-boob encounter…I was 12 years old and coming out of a pizza joint with my Uncle.  I noticed that he was staring at this group of 20-somethings on the street, so I took a gander.  This blonde’s tits were hanging out like laundry on a clothesline and I got my first glimpse of side-boob.  I was never the same.  The obsession nearly consumed me, and I actually thought about designing a clothing line in college specifically for the promotion and flaunting of all things side-boob related.  I let that dream die, but I never pass up the opportunity to share amazing side-boob pics with everyone I know…

Have A Tit-tacular Weekend, And Rub One Out…

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Gina

Office Titty Party…

It is the weekend, and at Nude Reviews we have a little tradition before we leave the office.  We scan the Internet at a rapid pace in search of the best tits around.  When everyone is pleased with their choices we meet at the bosses desk and have a little sitdown.  Is this crazy?  No way…it is the perfect way to jumpstart the weekend, and everyone leaves the office with a smile.  So in honor of our little Friday tradition, I present you with the best boobs I found today…

Tila Tequila Is Tila Tequila, And That’s All I Know…

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Tila is one of a kind…

I don’t really know what Tila Tequila does for a living, in fact, does anyone know?  If you do, please email me and bring me up to speed.  Regardless of the actual terminology of her job title, I just hope that she continues to do exactly what she has been doing.  I know that sounds strange because I just admitted to not knowing what she does, but I just want her to keep doing it.  This girl is fascinating, and continues the trend of MTV reality stars clinging to what they do best: nothing.  I love a trainwreck, and she is certainly worthy of the dubious honor.  I recently saw her on webcam, broadcasting to tons of people early in the morning.  She was half naked and drunk; and I liked it.  This girl probably hooked up with Tiger Woods too, right?  I am gonna go ahead and give my stamp of approval to Tila and whatever it is she is doing in this world.  Is she making it better?  I don’t know.  But is she making it worse?  I don’t know.  Does she have talent?  I don’t know.  Can she bake?  Maybe…

Tiger Woods Will Fuck Anything With A Pulse

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Tiger Style…

I promised myself that I wouldn’t blog about Tiger…but now he is banging pornstars and my boss yelled at me for not blogging about it.  This is amazing, what a sly dog huh?  I am impressed with his resume.  He is undoubtedly going to be the greatest golfer of all time, and he is arguably the most dominant male athlete in the history of sports.  But who knew he was banging a different girl for every tournament he won!?  I know that some of the girls coming out of the woodwork are spreading rumors and just trying to capitalize on the insta-fame, but many are telling the truth too.  Tiger spent years putting out this squeaky clean image, meanwhile he was putting his penis into anything that moved…from a pornstar to a manager at a shitty restaurant.  The pornstar bang has my interest peaked, but this manager at Perkins Family Restaurant raises some eyebrows.  I am picturing Tiger, late-night munchies in Orlando with the boys, a couple of bong-hits and a triple-dog dare…exactly.

I Like To Sing, And Long Walks On The Beach Get Me Wet…

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Yea, I hate Country Music…but I am still a man!

Carrie Underwood looks gooooood.  What was Tony Romo thinking anyway, somebody needs to sit him down and explain to him the finer things in life.  I am willing to dismiss the little upper vag tattoo peeking out of her bikini and chalk it up to youthful shenanigans.  She is hot, plain and simple.  Sure, Country Music blows, but I can look past that too.  I am flexible Carrie, hopefully not as flexible as you are but I am willing to work for this thing.  Hell, I’ll even go to Nashville and line-dance, put on a bolo tie and go see Graceland with you.  Just keep looking hot, and remember that I am watching you like a hawk, Carrie.