The Coolest Chick In Cali Is Allie Haze

Real hot and right next door…

I interviewed Allie Haze yesterday and I am quite sure that I want to marry her.  We chatted about her fiancee for a bit, I brushed it off, she is waiting for me.  No joke though, she is about as cool as it gets and I think I’m in love.  The interview will be posted very soon but in the meantime check out her profile.  She looks a little like Tori Black…and if you know the blog then you are well versed on my affinity for Miss Black.  But I think Allie Haze may have just taken the lead…and she knows what time it is in Australia.

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE WORE WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY…

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CFNM is hot, although I have a sneaky suspicion these girls are just so horny that they can’t get their clothes off in time…

I have been doing my research on this phenomenon, the whole “clothed chick and naked dude” thing commonly known as CFNM (clothed female nude male).  It seems that after years and years of scenes featuring a plumber or a mechanic whipping it out from his jeans zipper and banging some buck-naked girl on a sink or a radiator, people finally realized that it is pretty sexy to see a chick fully clothed and having sex, while the dude stands there in the buff.

There are many new sites popping up in this genre, and some are better than others.  The Dancing Bear is one of the best CFNM sites on the web…yes, a bear that dances.  If you put 30 women in a room, give them some booze and expect them not to go wild and crazy when a massively-donged man walks in with a bear costume on, then you are nuts.  I am trying to think of the last party I was at…ah yes, it was a work function, about 45 people, and if that damn bear had walked in it would have been amazing, and the ladies would have melted.  So I will keep dreaming of the day I wake up and the Bear Suit is hanging in my closet, and a full day of banging real chicks with their clothes on awaits…