Austin Taylor

Every once in a while, you just love nothing more than a sexy white girl with a huge, round ass.  In such times of need, there’s one woman who can give you just that: Austin Taylor.  You may recognize this name from the archives of online pornography, and you may remember having seen this blonde babe with the bouncy bottom—you can’t forget it once you’ve see it!

So let’s go through the “Sexy Chick Checklist” and see if Austin qualifies.  Sexy and seductive face? Check!  Cock-hungry look in her eyes?  Check!  Lips that go perfect around a cock?  Check!  Wait, which lips are we referring to here?  Well, both of her lips qualify.  Seriously, go take a look at Austin Taylor’s wonderful little pussy lips, which she loves to play with and spread open, revealing the perfectly pink insides where heaven on Earth awaits!  Okay, back to the checklist.  Round and perky tits?  Check!  Wonderfully womanly waistline?  Check!  Amazing, astounding, astronomical ass?  Check!  Check!  Check!  Austin Taylor qualifies with ease, and performs incredibly well in the “Ass” category.  As if this whole package of pink perfection wasn’t enough, she can also perform on camera like you wouldn’t believe.  Let’s just face it: Austin entertains in a fluid, stress-free way as if she’s never stressed from work or anything like that.  But hey, you know what they say: when you love what you do, you never work another day in your life.

Most recently, you can get a look at Austin Taylor doing what she loves in the 2012 release of “Tons of White Ass 2.”

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Jada Stevens

Jada Stevens: what might possibly be the most blessed balance between a cute, horny face, all-natural medium-sized breasts, and a fat, out-of-control ass.  No wonder she became a porn star; no woman this perfectly hot should live a life without documenting her beautiful body in as many films as possible.  And trust me: there’re plenty of films to choose from!

Not even the small, isolated town of Snellville, Georgia where Jada was born could keep her away from the spotlights of porn.  And frankly, there’s no better place than adult films for her to showcase her astounding ass and naughty need for cock.  Believe me, she needs it!  You will see Jada crave cock as she crams it into her mouth, pussy, and ass with a slightly innocent indulgence, as if every time is her first time.  And based on her young, tight body, you’d think it was her first time.

This is actually part of the reason why you will probably hit the stop button and ask yourself, “how does this small-town girl from Georgia forget about her past and embrace her ass without even a second-thought?”  There is nothing out-of-place about Jada, who totally embraces her sexy body and her naughty love for sex without a second-guess.  You’re getting the best of both worlds—well, actually, the best of all three worlds: cute face, medium natural tits, and an ass so amazing you’d wish you could crawl through the monitor and touch it!

Most recently, you can find Jada Stevens getting her huge ass pounded in “Anal Junkies on Cock 3”.

See more on Jada Stevens here!

 

What’s That, In Your Back Pocket?

Sweet Shoes…

When I come across a picture as amazing as this one, I always feel compelled to share. Believe it or not, this is actually a new ad campaign for Nike. Ok, don’t believe it. But how fantastic is that body paint? I wonder if the people in the background knew it was body paint, or perhaps just another girl in a tank-top and jean shorts. That dude with the sunglasses is thanking his lucky stars that he decided to leave the house with his shades on. I know exactly where his eyes are pointing from underneath those blue-blockers. He is a wise man, and if we were to cross paths one day, I’d shake his hand and offer him a refreshment.

Good-bye Ginger Dreams…For Now At Least

Big Red Dream…

I read an article that stated Irish women were the most fertile in Europe. This is interesting news, considering one of my life goals is to bang a ginger. Firecrotches fascinate me. My search has been ongoing for quite some time now, and I fear it may be coming to an unsuccessful end. The article really made me ponder my life goals. Should banging a ginger be that high on my list? The answer is yes, undoubtedly. Then I thought: I should marry a ginger and start a family. They are so fertile I am guaranteed some babies. But then I thought even deeper. Do I want to bring a redheaded kid into this world? The answer is no, undoubtedly. The potential scrutiny that kid would face makes me shudder with fear. What is the lesson here? Bang a ginger, don’t procreate. Class dismissed.

Natalia Rossi Interview: “It just makes me cum and squirt all over…”

Natalia Rossi is wild and if you forget that notion for some reason, be sure that she will remind you. This was actually my 4th attempt to call her, I was ready to head home for the day when I finally got her on the phone. She was busy fucking her fiance, hence the lack of answering. We chatted about the industry, her fiance’s mondo uncircumcised French penis and a few other subjects.

And if you want to read the transcript of the interview, check it out. Natalia was a lot of fun to chat with, so listen up!


Part one:

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Part two:

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My Journey Through This Life Is Complete…

Tori Black

Heaven…

I saw Tori Black’s right tit (her right, my left) from roughly 12 feet away and it was undeniably the highlight of my weekend. Exxxotica was a blast and if you didn’t make it, boooooo. There were girls every which way you looked and most of them scantily clad for your viewing pleasure. Sunday was very low-key but Alexis Texas managed to brighten up the convention center with a kick-ass roller derby outfit straight out of the ’70’s; purple and gold, amazing. The girls were extremely nice and everyone was smiling, except Jenna Haze, who continues to have that ‘bad mustard’ look…what is that?!