The 2010 AVN Nominees are in! If Tori Black doesn’t win the AVN for Best Anal Sex Scene; I will quit the blog and put that guy who wrote the Octomom post back in charge. She is a shoe-in, right? Go watch some of “Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy” and tell me she is not amazing. She is being nominated for a few other awards but I don’t think they really matter…I am mostly concerned with this one. It is an award for outstanding achievements in an anal sex scene…I love this country.
Here is the list.
I always feel like this after Thanksgiving too! At least someone knows my pain…
Utah, like Mickey Mouse, hates strip clubs…
As if Utah could not get any worse…oh wait, it just did. I was at the airport in Salt Lake City once, 9:15 p.m., could not get a drink anywhere! I ask politely what the deal is, to an airport employee, and she tells me there is a place just across from the airport that I can get a beer. I roll over there, because I have about 3 hours before my connecting flight, and as I walk in to this “bar” I realize they are shutting down, at 9:30. This is the kind of state that you would expect to have, I don’t know, a tax on strip clubs or something outlandish…and they do. This article upset me, deeply.
Utah has a special tax for everything strip club related. That is just immoral in my eyes. It is ironic too, don’t you think, for a state with the most polygamy practitioners to be taxing everything in and around the strip joint. I just don’t get it. It is bad enough that you need a search party to find some booze, now the strip clubs are becoming more expensive than a long weekend in Provo. Utah needs to sit down and really think about the direction they are heading toward. I want to go to the strip club, in any state, and find wall to wall nudity. Beer should flow like the Mighty Mississippi and this erroneous tax should be wiped from the books. The strip club is a place for smiles that should never be too damaging on the ole wallet. Here Here!!
And the Douchey Award goes to…
It really should not surprise anyone these days, and I did blog about it a while back…but Joe Francis is in fact fucked, again. This goober still thinks that he has a chance to beat the system. The best advice I can offer ole Joe would be, “get outta Dodge”. Hit the road, make them think twice about not labeling you as a flight risk. You probably have some money hidden somewhere and you can just run forever. It seems like the right fit for you anyway, right? And hey, get yourself some handheld cameras and start videotaping 15 year old’s again…maybe start a new GGW series: “I’m a Boner, still filming drunk teens”.
Alabama? Kentucky? Or Arkansas?
John Denver would be proud…
Courtney Cummz and I got better acquainted on the phone recently, she is wild, and I like it! She opens up about anal (naturally), growing up in West Virginia and how she found her way into porn. I was all smiles and I hope she knows how much I appreciate her taking some time for NR. Be sure to listen to the end of the interview, Courtney does an amazing rendition of one of my all time favorite songs…
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Nude Reviews: Courtney, hey what’s up?
Courtney Cummz: Hi, how are you?
NR: Good, it’s Mack at NudeReviews.com. What’s up?
Courtney Cummz: Nothing just getting ready to go dance tonight. I’m in Los Angeles, I’m dancing in Oxnard, California tonight and the rest of this week. It should be fun.
NR: A lot of fun. How was Adult Con?
Courtney Cummz: Adult Con was amazing, I love doing Adult Con. I know a lot of stars don’t consider it because of the time, but I always make a lot of money and sell a lot of product and meet a lot of new people.
NR: It’s worth it too, to see your fans, right?
Courtney Cummz: It’s worth it for my fans, exactly. I meet a lot of new guys which is always special.
NR: Do you ever pinch yourself and say, I can’t believe this is all happening?
Courtney Cummz: You know, when I’m doing Adult Con, I don’t even have time to pinch myself. It’s like, turn here, go there, do this…it’s just so much fun. I love it. And I have a lot of Latin, Latino fans that come to Adult Con. I get to speak a lot of Spanish to the boys.
NR: So, how’d you get into the business?
Courtney Cummz: Well, I was a broke college student working at a nudist resort in Florida and I needed to make money so I decided to make some porn. This was like five years ago, when we had like eight hurricanes come through and it’s impossible to make money at a nudist resort when it’s raining. So I was like…you know, I’m just gonna do porn.
NR: And that’s it, it was that easy.
Courtney Cummz: Yeah, you know my neighbor, she had done one scene and she introduced me to her agent and she was like cool, I’ll bring you on board.
NR: Do you remember your first shoot? Anything go wrong?
Courtney Cummz: My first shoot, I was at Fetish Con in Tampa, Florida and it was a solo masturbation and I was completely nervous. I was like, how am I going to get off – because when I masturbate, I want to cum obviously! – and I was like, how am I going to cum with all these people watching me? It was very weird. So the first time was awkward.
NR: Absolutely. What about your first boy/girl scene?
Courtney Cummz: My first boy/girl scene, I think it was actually Bang Bros? That one was a lot of fun. I was like wow, this guy has a huge cock!
NR: That was a surprise, huh? And when was your first time? Personal life.
Courtney Cummz: I was 13 years old. And I had sex in a cave.
NR: Thirteen? In a cave, where?
Courtney Cummz: In West Virginia, I’m from West Virginia.
NR: Yeah, I knew you were from West Virginia. Sometimes West Virginia gets a bad rap for being a little too country, you know?
Courtney Cummz: Well, let me tell you. I’ve been all over from working in this industry for the last five years and I’ve traveled everywhere and it’s not just West Virginia, it’s everywhere. I can go to the country or the city in every state. And West Virginia’s not the worst place I’ve been.
NR: Hey, I’ve been to Morgantown, I had a blast. And where you living these days, you out in California full time?
Courtney Cummz: Yeah, I live in Los Angeles.
NR: Well, I’ve got some questions from your fans at NudeReviews.com if you don’t mind. When was the first time you did anal? I think a lot of your fans know you for some of your uh, anal attributes, if you wanna say it. When was your first anal scene?
Courtney Cummz: My first anal scene was with Peter North and that was like, my third or fourth scene when I got into the business.
NR: Right out of the gates, huh?
Courtney Cummz: Yeah, I didn’t know any better. I was like, sure I can do anal! Not realizing that, you know… [laughs]
NR: Had you ever done it before?
Courtney Cummz: Yeah, I had tried one time with this guy I dated in high school and he had a big black cock and I was like, yeah I’ll try it! It was like, ouchie! And that was with no lube, no preparation, let’s just do this.
NR: Just go for it, yeah.
Courtney Cummz: Yeah, I’m always so optimistic. That was my first time, I was about sixteen or seventeen.
NR: And what’s your favorite position?
Courtney Cummz: Missionary off camera, on camera doggie.
NR: Missionary off camera, really? That seems so…
Courtney Cummz: Passionate!
NR: No, basic. That seems too basic for you.
Courtney Cummz: Well, I have to be two people, you know. At work I have to be the aggressive girl and at home I have to be more passive-aggressive because a lot of men like to be in control when it comes to sex and I just try to give up control a little bit, let the guy feel like a man. [laughs]
NR: Well thank you, thanks a lot. Alright, so what’s on the horizon? I know you’ve done some directing. Where do you see yourself in five years? In the industry, out of the industry?
Courtney Cummz: Whatever happens, happens, you know? I’m going back to school, I take classes online for Psychology and I direct. I’m starting my fourth series with Diabolic. I did three series with Zero Tolerance and one with Diabolic. I dance, I do porn. My website is a main priority to me. I love it, I love interacting with my babies. I call my fans my babies, I love interacting with my babies.
NR: I’m sure they like that, you don’t have to worry.
Courtney Cummz: Yeah, I hate saying “my fans,” so I say my babies. Yeah, we have fans, but I like to call them my babies. We’re in porn, we’re not rockstars. So they’re my babies.
NR: Okay, so I’m going to give you a couple quick ones before I let you go. I’m just going to fire away here. It’s your last chance to have sex ever. Man or woman?
Courtney Cummz: Man.
NR: Coke or Pepsi?
Courtney Cummz: Coke, I’m drinking a soda right now.
NR: What’s your dream car?
Courtney Cummz: I’ve always dreamt of having a Lexus SUV and that’s what I have now. I’m not really into sports cars or like, Bentleys. I’m not really into it. I like SUVs and I’m very content with what I have now.
NR: West Virginia or California?
Courtney Cummz: [laughs] You had to ask me that one?
NR: The babies want to know.
Courtney Cummz: California because everything is there at my fingertips, but West Virginia is my heart. That’s where I feel at home.
NR: Pulp Fiction or Pump Fiction?
Courtney Cummz: Pump Fiction!
NR: Okay, last thing. Would you do me the honor of singing the chorus from “Country Roads”?
Courtney Cummz: [laughs and squeals] I can’t sing!
NR: Come on, you have sex on camera, sure you can.
Courtney Cummz: [laughs and sings]
NR: [applauds] You’re a trooper. Thank you so much. You’re a trooper and everyone at NudeReviews.com is a fan.
Courtney Cummz: Well, I love Nude Reviews, too! You guys rock!
This is the moment I have been waiting for all of my life…Eva Angelina’s Fleshlight is ready for deployment. I apologize for posting late today, I have been sitting around my desk all day just staring at pics of Eva on one monitor and her Fleshlight on the other. I had it overnighted, is that excessive? I didn’t think so, either.
If you have not experienced the Fleshlight, do it, now. It is an actual mold of a pornstar’s vagina…enough said. Personally, I have been waiting for a mold that best suited me, and Eva Angelina is perfect. The Fleshlight is literally putting bars and pubs out of business, men never have to leave the house again…
Actual Phone Call:
Frank: Yo, Brad, what did you do last night?
Brad: Hey, Frankieee! I fucked Eva Angelina, it was amazing.
Frank: No way?!
Brad: True story, in fact she is still here. Actually, she is moving in.
Frank: You are the MAN!
* The Fleshlight is making America one less drunk man in the bar at a time. I bet the people at Fleshlight never thought they had cured alcoholism, but they just did. I am going to write a letter to the Nobel Society in Sweden, recommending the entire company for its highest honor. Forget the Peace Prize, they are getting Sweden, the whole damn country.
Okay, let me recap the last calendar year for this young buck…
Levi is a badass name. Truthfully, I may name my firstborn son, Levi. Now I know several blogs back I expressed some interest in naming my son, Brazzer. It is a toss up now because I feel strong about the name, Levi. If he pulls off half of what Levi Johnston pulls off then he will be a hero. This guy was nothing, living a meager existence in Alaska, playing a little ice hockey and perhaps a dabble of dogsledding from time to time. He starts dating the Governor’s daughter…BOOM! Next thing ya know, the Governor is the Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, her daughter is pregnant, and this Levi character is on the campaign trail living the dream. A lot of people would disagree, and say no way, he is young and has a kid. That kid is set for life, and so is Levi. Let us not forget that Bristol Palin is a little fox too. Levi knew what he was doing…and I am a fan.
His Playgirl shoot is getting more hype than a Jenna Jameson comeback. I cannot say that I am eager to see the shoot, but I am anticipating this meteoric rise to continue. Levi Johnston will probably get the nod for man of the year. My vote will be the first one cast, and I will politic for this guy til the day he dies. He pulled off the unthinkable and has parlayed it into a lucrative career of doing nothing substantial. Think about that…every man’s dream.