There are still a few things in this dark and scary world that get my blood pumping. One of them is a stern kick to the junk, the other is MILF Week over at NaughtyAmerica. I know what you are thinking, MILF Week cannot be better than Shark Week…but it is. MILF’s pouring in from every single nook and cranny on the Internet, and it lasts a whole week! Trust me on this one, take the tour and see for yourself. MILF Week.
This is way beyond standard cameltoe, and I approve (big time). But it’s a hybrid camel for sure. Any bathing suit as thin as that will inevitably produce some kind of camel result, why not call it “foot”.
Smile…
If you are within a 200 mile radius of Miami Beach, Fl – get your ass to Exxxotica, 5 minutes ago. This is your chance to meet all of those hotties you drool over constantly. No shame, I drool too. So get off of your ass and get on the Florida Turnpike or I-95 and head south. This really is a convention for the fans, and at Nude Reviews we love the fans more than any other site. You guys make the industry what it is and without you we’d have nothing. To the victor go the spoils…so go get your picture taken with Jayden James or Tori Black or any other amazingly hot girl from the adult industry. Remember, boners are encouraged and condoned there :p
Lisa Ann might just be the fine wine of the porn industry. It’s not often that you find a pornstar getting better with age. She has figured it out for sure and I cannot get enough. Maybe she stumbled upon a mystery potion, an ancient Chinese secret or perhaps she made a deal with the devil. She is everywhere and continues to put out hit after hit and feature on every major network across the net. Massive tits and plenty of Milf charm have made her a fixture in the industry as her 40th birthday approaches. This will probably be the only time you hear me say this, but I hope she is doing porn when she is 50. I know, that sounds a little off-putting (unless you dig the grannies) but I think she will still be smoking hot. What’s stopping her? Okay, maybe time will become her foe at some point, but look at those boobs. They are stunning.
All photos should be taken this way…
Last time I had Silvstedt on here she was finger-blasting herself on some French beach. That was awesome, yes, but I am such a sucker for side-boob. There is something so exquisite about it, like a Van Gogh or a Degas. A spectacular side-boob image can have a profound impact on its viewers. I remember my first side-boob encounter…I was 12 years old and coming out of a pizza joint with my Uncle. I noticed that he was staring at this group of 20-somethings on the street, so I took a gander. This blonde’s tits were hanging out like laundry on a clothesline and I got my first glimpse of side-boob. I was never the same. The obsession nearly consumed me, and I actually thought about designing a clothing line in college specifically for the promotion and flaunting of all things side-boob related. I let that dream die, but I never pass up the opportunity to share amazing side-boob pics with everyone I know…
I probably should have transferred to this school…
I never had a teacher with big tits, or even decent tits. That is a crime isn’t it? I should have contacted my Congressman and brought this to his attention. He seemed like a cool guy and probably would have made the necessary changes. I soldiered on, but once Big Tits at School surfaced, I was a wreck.
I love the website and it really does present its members with that fantasy they all wish they had. Everyone has a story, their brothers friend has a cousin who knew this kid that banged his english teacher. Yea I made that one up too, and no one freekin’ bought it. The only teacher/student sex stories that are true involve a 40 year old chick and a 12 year old boy. Or a creepy chemistry teacher that thinks the head cheerleader wants his knob. Both are true, but the latter seems to be a common theme in high school drama related films.
If you wanna see some seriously hot pornstars in teacher/student porn then get your ass to NudeReviews and check out the info on Big Tits at School. Another gift from the Brazzers crew that seems to be a mega-hit. I particularly like the scenes that feature girls in the student role…I shoulda been a teacher. I probably wouldn’t have lasted 5 minutes in a high school as an instructor. But I have a great website to live vicariously through…
The former Playmate of the Year was in St. Tropez this weekend…and clearly had some sand in her bikini.
Leave my wife, for her…let me think about it.
If my wife was awful…and a gorgeous woman approached me about having sex…you get the idea. Who wouldn’t? Does this make me a terrible person? Do not answer those questions, it is intuitive and I know we are all on the same page. I Have a Wife is a married man’s wetdream.
Naughty America is one of the best networks out there and this site has tickled my fancy. It is a little over a year old but I came across it in my pornopedia (dirty version of Britannica). Every married man has had that fantasy. I’m not even married and I had that fantasy twice last week. So I urge every knotted-man out there: CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE!!! Just don’t get caught you idiot, and if you are really worried…stick to the internet fantasy version. And remember, the woman you cheat with on the internet will never make you take out the trash or fix the garbage disposal…major upside.