Road Trip: Destination Tits and Ass!

Smile…

If you are within a 200 mile radius of Miami Beach, Fl – get your ass to Exxxotica, 5 minutes ago. This is your chance to meet all of those hotties you drool over constantly. No shame, I drool too. So get off of your ass and get on the Florida Turnpike or I-95 and head south. This really is a convention for the fans, and at Nude Reviews we love the fans more than any other site. You guys make the industry what it is and without you we’d have nothing. To the victor go the spoils…so go get your picture taken with Jayden James or Tori Black or any other amazingly hot girl from the adult industry. Remember, boners are encouraged and condoned there :p

Who Wants To Get A Boner Tonight?

Tori Tori Tori…

Tori Black will be chatting live tonight on ImLive.com and I think that anyone who reads this post should click here and get their ass signed up for a membership. This is one of those rare opportunities and you would be remiss to sit this one out. Tori is as good as it gets and one of these days she will come to her senses and finally call me back. I’m not sweating it, we had a good thing going for a while but we went our separate ways…

My Kind Of After-School Special…

I know what you are thinking? Are they legal? I have your answer right here: who cares. I know I don’t, I found them online and it wasn’t on 12yearoldsurprise.com (that’s not a real site you sicko) so as far as I am concerned, it’s legit. They look so sweet, ready to party, ready for whatever comes their way. This picture is perfect…