My lords, my ladies of the Reality Kings court, I present to you an incident from the life of the adventurous Voodoo. The Sure-Bangs-Alot knight of the round mound booties has come back to the table wielding his trusted Sexcalibur sword to tame the monstrous curves of Sophie, the fan favorite fair maiden who has returned for more monstrous mashing of her monumental mammaries and colossal keister. Her royal rump was left drenched in sweat and rosy from the perpetual pounding. All hail Reality Kings.
So me and the girls were shopping at the Grocery store. We were looking for some Ginger snaps. When one of the girl ran into a guy by the cookie isle. Sure enough these girls work their magic and get him to invite them over to his house. Before we left we picked up one more chump, his friend. These guys dont know what they got themselves into because these are the Baddest, Horniest pornstars on the block! And they were ready to fuck, Fuck Team Five style.
Emma was hired to be the cat sitter for the week, but she’s having a hard time finding him in the house. While searching in the bedroom, she’s surprised to find Giovanni, studying. He tells her that he decided to not go on vacation with the family so he could catch up in school. Emma hadn’t been informed of that, but she’s too turned on by Giovanni to care. Fuck looking for the pussy; this cougar’s found a hard cock and she’s ready to pounce on it!
So this amazing shoot trickled down from the heavens. Low and behold it was a Big Tits Round Asses starring Amy Ried. Those of you who don’t no Amy, She is a gorgeous red haired, big natural titted porn goddess. This girl has no problem getting raw dawged fucked every way imaginable. Not to mention how flawless her cock sucking technique can make a man quiver. I’m pretty sure no one in the free world will have a problem tearing one or twenty jerk sessions out to this awesome fucking video.
Dane got a new job as a mail sorter, but learns from his busty boss, Ms. Avluv, that the last two guys in his position were canned because they didn’t “get with the program.” Dane shortly thereafter learns that “getting with the program” equates to “fucking the mascara off Ms. Avluv on her desk.” He certainly doesn’t want to get fired, so he delivers her his package in a timely manner, meeting Ms. Avluv’s horny standards.