The Idol Of Most Heterosexual Men: Peter North

Peter North has decided to answer a few questions from the NudeReviews staffers, and boy oh boy did he deliver. I would like to make it clear, that reading this twice is in your best interest. Twice, or even three times. Take notes and breathe deeply…

(Mr. North’s answers are in bold)

1.    Let’s begin with the question your fans still always want to know: how do you manage those unbelievable cumshots?

Being as horny as I can be.

2.    Have you ever considered publishing a diet and exercise manual for men looking to shoot a load as impressive as yours?

I’ve thought about it, yes, and I may down the road

3.    Were you a big ice hockey fan growing up in Canada? Tell us about the Peter North Stars.

Absolutely!  The Peter North Stars are a hockey team that named themselves after me, and I am very flattered for that, and they are actually a very good team, and they’ve won a lot of tournaments in their league.

4.    You’ve said you fell into the porn industry by accident. What were you doing before you started and what were your other plans, if adult entertainment wasn’t originally in the cards?  Can you envision what you’d be doing today if you hadn’t started in porn?

Before Porn, I was doing various sales jobs.  Unfortunately I did not have a journalistic background, but I would like to have done some sort of Sports Journalism, had I not gotten into the adult business.  Because sports journalism requires a specific education, if I was not in porn today, I would be excelling in a Sales job of some kind.

5.    What was the reaction amongst your friends and family when they realized what you were doing for a living?

My friends were surprised but they thought it was pretty cool. My family was surprised, but were a little upset, but they know I am the same person they’ve always known, so they got over it.  It’s called unconditional love.

6.    You’ve made a very successful transition from adult performer to director, producer and entrepreneur.   What the secret to your success?

Keeping up with the changes in the industry and trying to do something a little different, or a variety of things, that appeal to the masses.

7.    What do you enjoy more, performing or the business end of porn?

Both are equal.

8.    We are pretty sure that every guy between the ages of 18-40 knows who you are, almost like an athlete or politician.  Do you often get recognized on the street or when you’re out?


9.    We heard you’re going to be releasing new exclusive videos to your website What can you tell us about them? What can fans expect in terms of new content on your website in 2010?

I am releasing 4 videos per month right now…..In 2010, expect to see a lot more HD Scenes, Live Chat, and Live Sex Shows.

10.   Do you have any other new projects in the works that you’d like to tell us about?

Possibly some new series, one maybe based on a reality show, a Documentary, a Toy Line, and possibly some mainstream media appearances.

11.   You have an active MySpace account, a Twitter and a fan page on Facebook, as well as two official websites. What’s your opinion on the way the porn industry has changed over the years and where do you see it going?

The porn industry must survive the onslaught of Free Porn sites and file sharing sites.  As for the wave of the future, my focus is on Broadcast and Wireless, which I see both playing an important role in the future of porn.  I also see Social Media Marketing playing an important role in the future of branding….using sites like YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook to keep my brand alive and interact with my fan base in a way I never could.

12.   You’re a legend, and someone many young entertainers look up to. What advice can you offer to younger male talent in the industry, or to men who are looking to get into porn?

Find a pretty girl who will enter-into the business that you can team-up with.  Do an amateur video, and send it to the agencies.  If it’s a good scene, you have a shot.  Make it natural, be confident in what you’re doing, and don’t try too hard.

13.   Is there anyone you never got the chance to work with that you wish you had?

Sasha Grey, Sylvia Saint, Tera Patrick, Racquel Darrian, and Nikki Dial

14.   One could make a case that you are arguably one of the most recognizable names and faces in porn history.  Do you attribute that to ability, prevalence, or a combination of both?

I attribute it to overall package – staying in shape, having a good attitude, being passionate in my scenes, having the energy for the scenes, and finally, the biggest thing is the pop shot.

17.   What was it that allowed you to become the go-to-guy in the industry for so long?

Aside from the last answer, being able to cum on command

18.   Looking back, would you change anything?

Yes, I would have started doing my own productions in the early 90’s, rather than the late 90’s

Girl, What The Hell Happened To You?

Settled? I’m Not…

You may or may not remember a while back I put up a post about a lesbian highschooler in Mississippi who was banned from her prom. If you forgot, shame on you. Well she is back in the news because she was awarded $35,000 in compensation, plus legal fees. I am happy for Constance, she got a raw deal with the whole prom thing, but I can’t get over one aspect of the story. She really seems to have let herself go. I would have sought more money, a lot more. And for the life of me, I can’t really think of her doing anything else with the money besides hitting the drive-thru at KFC twice a day. I’m not trying to be a jerk, maybe I am, but have a little respect for yourself….or at least sue for more money because it’s obvious that this ordeal took it’s toll. Now, I know what you’re saying out there and I agree, $35,000 in Mississippi is like being a millionaire. This is true but that money won’t buy happiness, especially in Mississippi.

* For the record: I completely endorse a lesbian prom scenario…100%

Real House Whores of New Jersey: Season 1

it IS a sex-tape…

That crazy bitch from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle, has a sex-tape. The whole sex-tape thing has really lost its edge though, don’t you think? I remember when the only thing on the block was Pamela Anderson getting impaled by Tommy Lee’s horse-cock. Nowadays it seems like every faux celebrity has one, and they use it to acquire more fame. This real housewife looks real nasty, wild and crazy…all of the right ingredients for a sex-tape with just one thing missing. Who the fuck are you? I can go to hundreds of “home-sex” sites on the interwebs and find tons of homemade porn. Why do I care to watch yours? It must be due to that riveting show you star in. If I come across bitter, it is because I am. That being said, I still think you all should watch the video and critique it, compare it to Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton. It is available through Hustler, follow this link.

My Journey Through This Life Is Complete…

Tori Black


I saw Tori Black’s right tit (her right, my left) from roughly 12 feet away and it was undeniably the highlight of my weekend. Exxxotica was a blast and if you didn’t make it, boooooo. There were girls every which way you looked and most of them scantily clad for your viewing pleasure. Sunday was very low-key but Alexis Texas managed to brighten up the convention center with a kick-ass roller derby outfit straight out of the ’70’s; purple and gold, amazing. The girls were extremely nice and everyone was smiling, except Jenna Haze, who continues to have that ‘bad mustard’ look…what is that?!

Road Trip: Destination Tits and Ass!


If you are within a 200 mile radius of Miami Beach, Fl – get your ass to Exxxotica, 5 minutes ago. This is your chance to meet all of those hotties you drool over constantly. No shame, I drool too. So get off of your ass and get on the Florida Turnpike or I-95 and head south. This really is a convention for the fans, and at Nude Reviews we love the fans more than any other site. You guys make the industry what it is and without you we’d have nothing. To the victor go the spoils…so go get your picture taken with Jayden James or Tori Black or any other amazingly hot girl from the adult industry. Remember, boners are encouraged and condoned there :p

Is Tiger Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?

Tiger and Joslyn


This Tiger Woods thing is out of control now.  I mean, I love every minute of it, but it is insane.  Tiger apparently likes to talk dirty.  I am no stranger to this hankering either.  Sexting is my middle name and I have sent my fair share of naughty SMS.  My favorite has to be the one Tiger sent to Joslyn James stating his desire to ‘choke her’ and that she needed to find a ‘trusted’ friend for their threesome.  Tiger, Tiger, Tiger; always double checking like a champion.  That’s how it went down for my first threesome too.  I told my mistress, “Hey listen, this threesome is going down, but make sure we can trust this hoe, I don’t need her yapping about it.”

Tiger spread himself too thin, obviously.  Had he only been adulterous with 3-4 ladies, he would still be in the clear.  But look at what he has created.  Joslyn James now has a website with all of Tiger’s texts on it, and trying to visit the site is impossible; I think 4 servers imploded yesterday alone.  If you get the chance, here is the link.

P-P-P-Poke-Her Face, P-P-P-Poke-Her Face…


She’s a freak and I love it…

Lady GaGa should just do a porno and get it over with.  There are far too many provocative photos and videos circling the interwebs for her to decline.  What’s the big deal?  She could shoot the whole thing in one weekend and it would probably crash every server at every porn outfit across the land.  This thing could generate big bucks and I really think she would do it.  She could even wear one of those decorative headmasks through the whole scene.  I haven’t even thought of the penis angle yet either.  If you didn’t know already, there is a 37% chance that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite.  I cannot make this stuff up.  This basically cements her versatility in the adult entertainment industry.  Lady GaGa would crush Kimber James on the tranny circuit.  How many hit singles or Grammy awards does one artist need?  Get out there and make a porno, Lady GaGa, you can still dress like a circus clown and make creepy-ass music videos…we will just add one porno to your resume.