Heaven…

I saw Tori Black’s right tit (her right, my left) from roughly 12 feet away and it was undeniably the highlight of my weekend. Exxxotica was a blast and if you didn’t make it, boooooo. There were girls every which way you looked and most of them scantily clad for your viewing pleasure. Sunday was very low-key but Alexis Texas managed to brighten up the convention center with a kick-ass roller derby outfit straight out of the ’70’s; purple and gold, amazing. The girls were extremely nice and everyone was smiling, except Jenna Haze, who continues to have that ‘bad mustard’ look…what is that?!