All photos should be taken this way…

Last time I had Silvstedt on here she was finger-blasting herself on some French beach.  That was awesome, yes, but I am such a sucker for side-boob.  There is something so exquisite about it, like a Van Gogh or a Degas.  A spectacular side-boob image can have a profound impact on its viewers.  I remember my first side-boob encounter…I was 12 years old and coming out of a pizza joint with my Uncle.  I noticed that he was staring at this group of 20-somethings on the street, so I took a gander.  This blonde’s tits were hanging out like laundry on a clothesline and I got my first glimpse of side-boob.  I was never the same.  The obsession nearly consumed me, and I actually thought about designing a clothing line in college specifically for the promotion and flaunting of all things side-boob related.  I let that dream die, but I never pass up the opportunity to share amazing side-boob pics with everyone I know…