Stop taking her picture!

What is Lindsay Lohan doing these days, besides a lot of trashy photo shoots?  This chick is nuts, and I cannot figure out for the life of me how it is that people still want to take photos of her!  Who booked this shoot?  Is it an ad campaign for a truckstop in rural Topeka?  Did her Dad snap these shots?  It is a mystery, and I am going to get to the bottom of this.  Clearly, her rollercoaster lifestyle is intriguing to some extent, but I think I am finished…Tiger Woods blows her away!  Had it emerged that Lindsay Lohan was blowing Tiger Woods…now that is damn good story!