Category Archives: Staff Favorites

Bath Tubs Suck…Well At Least They Do Now

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Amazing Shower

I’m up next…

I know what you’re asking yourself.  Is this the Nude Reviews shower?  The answer is, yes.  I don’t shower at my apartment anymore; I come to work and shower every morning with these gals.  It’s not easy, but somebody has got to do it.  It was was a packed house this morning so I waited my turn, no big deal.  This is every man’s dream, whether they admit it or not; to wake up and walk into the bathroom and see an event like this unfolding.  It builds character and can also lead to a productive work day.  This shower deserves all of the credit for the sky-rocketing productivity levels at Nude Reviews.  Human Resources had their doubts, but after the numbers came in…the reports didn’t lie.  This was the single greatest move in office history.  The idea was simple, we basically never wanted a female to feel as though she wasn’t getting her entire body clean.  Those hard-to-reach places can wreak havoc on a girl’s personal hygiene and we were not about to let that happen anymore.  With constant monitoring these girls are fresher than ever, and I think all parties involved are pleased with the results.

I Will Never Stop Loving The Jersey Shore

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Jersey Shore

Here’s the Situation…

This is my crew for the weekend.  Holla!  We are gonna splash so much bottled water around the club while we fist pump it will make the average head explode.  I have my gel kit ready for deployment and luckily Pauly D will give me some pointers.  We have a 5:30 lift session at the gym, followed by a protein-rich dinner, then we groom ourselves for 4 hours before hittin’ da club.  I’m hoping to get J-Wow so drunk that she blows Snookie (we all know Snookie has a dick).  I think the highlight of my night will be (fingers crossed) if Ronnie teaches me his “creepy” patented move.  This could potentially be the single-greatest weekend of my life.  Wish me luck.  If anyone needs me, I will undoubtedly be in the club for 48 hours straight so holla at ya jersey Shore boy…

Angela Aspen: The Mother Of My Unborn Children

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Angela Aspen rocks, plain and simple.  I’m not certain, but I think that she and I will be doing some heavy breeding in a few years time.  She is probably just as excited as I am. 

 

Part one:

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Part two:

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Angela Aspen: Hello?

Nude Reviews: Angela!

Angela Aspen: This is Angela.

NR: How are you? It’s Mack at NudeReviews.com

Angela Aspen: Yes, how are you?

NR: I’m good. Are you on your cell phone?

Angela Aspen: Yes.

NR: It’s going in and out a little bit, I’m sorry. I can hear you okay but there is a little bit of static.

[Pause]

Angela Aspen: Okay, can you hear me a little better?

NR: That’s a lot better, I appreciate it. Thank you

Angela Aspen: You bet. So how are you doing?

NR: I’m good, what are you up to?

Angela Aspen: Like I said, just tanning and getting ready to go out and party tonight.

NR: Sounds good. I’m just drinking a beer in my office, getting ready for Friday night.

Angela Aspen: [laughs] Nice.

NR: It gets a little loose here on Fridays. We are porn review site, so you can imagine the day-to-day.

Angela Aspen: Yeah, my typical days are quite interesting…

NR: So where are you right now?

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The “Cum” Shot Heard ‘Round The World…

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Cum Shot

It keeps on cumming…

How much cum is too much in a cumshot?  That’s a trick question!  There can never be too much.  I have had some legendary cumshots in my day.  I remember the time I didn’t masturbate for about 2 weeks and had sex with this Brazilian girl.  I unleashed a liquid avalanche on her face (she told me I could).  I felt like I just received the Rhodes Scholarship.  Some of you might find that strange, but I prize that above the Stanley Cup or a Green Jacket.  I was a Rhodes Scholar of cumshots, I wanted to write my family and tell them the news.  I wanted to take a picture of her face and send out an email labeled “Where’s Waldo?”  Sadly, I did none of the aforementioned and just sat back down on the bed while she ran to the bathroom blindly.  I thought about Peter North for sure, and I knew in the back of my mind he was high-fiving me somewhere, maybe a meadow or a dew-covered glen.

China: Still Scaring The Crap Out Of Westerners…

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WTF China

China has issues…

I try to blog about China periodically, I feel as though I am morally obligated to do so.  I am not Chinese, never will be; love the food though.  China continues to lead the world in the ‘crackdown’ department.  Over the weekend China announced that 16,000 adult sites were being shut down.  I guess when you decide to legally limit the amount of children a family is allowed to have, this is just the logical next step.  It seems counter-intuitive to me though, if you want to ban procreation I think you should let porn flow to every corner of that 1-timezoned madhouse.  The Chinese people need more release, and internet porn is the best remedy.  Sure, prostitutes work, but when was the last time you caught syphilis from your PC?

Not Your Average Interview…Much, Much Better…

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Tranny megastar Kimber James dishes on the industry, her upbringing and her aspirations. 

 

 

Part one:

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Part two:

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Kimber James: Hello?


NudeReviews: Hi, Kimber? Hey, it’s Mack at NudeReviews.com, how are you?


Kimber James: I’m good, how are you?


NR: I’m good, thanks for giving us a little time tonight, I appreciate it.  So what have you been up to lately, what’s new?


Kimber James: Umm…I’m having a DVD release on the 22nd and I’m getting ready to go to London to spend Christmas with one of my good friends and her family. That’s really about it for the most part. I’m thinking about going to AVN, I’m trying to decide but I’m leaning toward no. And that’s really it for now.


NR: Oh, I was going to ask you about the AVNs. You’re not going to go?


Kimber James: No, I don’t think so.


NR: Really? Why not?


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Dana, Please Will You Come Visit Nude Reviews?

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Dana DeArmond and I chatted just before the AVN’s.  She has to be one of the funniest people I have interviewed.  We talked about the industry, booze, her retainer (yes, her retainer), and a bunch of other stuff.  She really had me rolling on the floor and I just loved talking her.

Part one:

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Part two:

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Dana DeArmond: Hello?


Nude Reviews: Hi, Dana!


Dana DeArmond: Hi!


NR: Hey, it’s Mack at NudeReviews.com. How are you?


Dana DeArmond: Good!


NR: Did I catch you at a bad time?


Dana DeArmond: No, I was expecting you.


NR: Okay, good. You sounded a little thrown off. I was like, oh boy, I hope I’ve got the right number.


Dana DeArmond: Oh no, it’s because I am using Google Voice so I can give my phone number out to whoever needs it. I’m not really familiar how to use it.


NR: Very cool, it’s easy to use. You will get the hang of it. It’s super intuitive

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Dana DeArmond: Yeah.


NR: So, what’s going on? What are you up to?


Dana DeArmond: I…I…


NR: Sounds exciting [laughs].


Dana DeArmond: I…


NR: I’m waiting for it.


Dana DeArmond: I am formulating an answer [laughs].


NR: Okay, okay [laughs].


Dana DeArmond: I have to open my email.


NR: No worries, multi-tasking.


Dana DeArmond: I have notes!


NR: You have notes? You don’t even know what I’m going to ask you.


Dana DeArmond: What’s up? [laughs]


NR: Not much, I’m hanging out. You out in California?


Dana DeArmond: Yeah, L.A. Hanging out with my cat, doing Yoga, drinking tea.


NR: You’re hanging out with the cat, doing Yoga, drinking tea and an interview all at the same time?


Dana DeArmond: Yeah, well that’s my day, it’s an all day thing.


NR: That’s impressive. What have you been up to lately? What’s the latest?


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