I’m up next…

I know what you’re asking yourself.  Is this the Nude Reviews shower?  The answer is, yes.  I don’t shower at my apartment anymore; I come to work and shower every morning with these gals.  It’s not easy, but somebody has got to do it.  It was was a packed house this morning so I waited my turn, no big deal.  This is every man’s dream, whether they admit it or not; to wake up and walk into the bathroom and see an event like this unfolding.  It builds character and can also lead to a productive work day.  This shower deserves all of the credit for the sky-rocketing productivity levels at Nude Reviews.  Human Resources had their doubts, but after the numbers came in…the reports didn’t lie.  This was the single greatest move in office history.  The idea was simple, we basically never wanted a female to feel as though she wasn’t getting her entire body clean.  Those hard-to-reach places can wreak havoc on a girl’s personal hygiene and we were not about to let that happen anymore.  With constant monitoring these girls are fresher than ever, and I think all parties involved are pleased with the results.