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Allie Haze Transcript…
Allie Haze: Hello?
Nude Reviews: Allie, hi! It’s Mack at Nude Reviews. How are you?
Allie Haze: I’m good, how are you?
NR: Sorry for running a little bit late, I apologize.
Allie Haze: It’s okay. [Laugh]
NR: So how are you? What are you up to?
Allie Haze: Uh, nothing, just watching the races right now.
NR: The race?
Allie Haze: Yeah, the NASCAR Nationwide Race Bowl.
NR: You’re a NASCAR Fan?
Allie Haze: Yeah. [Laugh]
NR: From Southern California and you like NASCAR?
Allie Haze: Yeah.
NR: Oh my god, that’s disappointing.
Allie Haze: [Laugh]
NR: You should be from Texas. You’re not like most Cali girls, I’ve noticed. You don’t have the platinum blonde hair, and the whole plastic look. You’re pretty much like the girl-next-door kind of look.
Allie Haze: Uh, yes I am.
NR: Is that the plan going forward or do you think you might want to change things up?
Allie Haze: Uh, no, I’m probably not going to change anything.
NR: That’s about it. Okay. What’s the weather like today?
Allie Haze: Um, it’s really nice out here, really awesome.
NR: That’s nice. We’re in Miami so we’re used to good weather too, definitely.
Allie Haze: Oh, okay. [Laugh]
NR: Yeah, absolutely. So how’d you find your way into the industry? How’d it all start?
Allie Haze: Uh, I actually, I’ve done modeling pretty much for the most part of my life and uh, I married and then divorced and then I kind of just did my own thing. And then I met the guy that I’m with now and I wanted to get back into it and he had known some people, just in general that…photos, any kind, both main stream and in the industry. And I, you know, was expressing that I wanted to get back into it and we had talked about it and he was like “Oh, well do you mind doing nude modeling?” and I was like “No, not at all, I’m totally cool”. So um, I was actually started doing the nude modeling and then, I was actually a lesbian before I became a bisexual.
NR: Really?
Allie Haze: Yeah, so I’ve always really been into girls and that’s always been a part of my life that I’ve never been willing to give up.
NR: Okay.
Allie Haze: So from there I just start doing, you know, I told them, well you know, I kind of want to start doing this girl-girl stuff, you know. It’s better than finding someone, ‘cause I used to work at a bar, you know, it’s better than hitting on girls at the bar and bringing them home .
NR: It’s a little bit easier, right?
Allie Haze: [Laugh] Yeah.
NR: Exactly, it’s a guarantee, every time.
Allie Haze: Yeah, from there I just started doing girl-girl and then all of a sudden I started doing boy-girl and now I’m here.
NR: Just doing a little bit of everything now?
Allie Haze: Yeah.
NR: So what’s up with the last name? Are you like a Jenna Haze fan, or what?
Allie Haze: Uh, no, it has nothing to do with that. It’s actually, my fiancé’s last name is Haze and I knew nothing of porn before I started to work.
NR: Oh, that’s his actual last name?
Allie Haze: Yeah.
NR: That’s pretty cool, I like it. Do you, um…
Allie Haze: Thank you.
NR: Do your parents know that you’re not just modeling anymore?
Allie Haze: Uh, yeah, my parents found out earlier this year.
NR: And are they supportive or…what’s up with that?
Allie Haze: Um, well, half my family is. My parents are divorced so half my family is kind of like it’s not the coolest thing in the world but it’s your life and you’re going to live it however you want to, you know. Just be careful, be safe and that’s about it. And then the other half is not so happy. [Laugh]
NR: Aw, well, ultimately it’s up to you so you know.
Allie Haze: Yeah, exactly.
NR: What um, so what do all your old friends think? Like, your high school friends? Do you have like any ex-boyfriends running around bragging that they used to get with a porn start?
Allie Haze: No, you know, I kind of don’t talk to anyone from high school or anything like that. I don’t really know anyone from my past, I guess you could say. It’s not necessarily my past but like from growing up I don’t really know or talk to anybody.
NR: You’ve severed all ties?
Allie Haze: Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I lived in such a small town growing up. It was either like get sucked in or get the fuck out.
NR: So you got the fuck out? I like it.
Allie Haze: Yeah, I got the fuck out. I did not want to be a hometown girl for the rest of my life.
NR: Nah, it’s a good move.
Allie Haze: I hear stories every now and then about people that are like, they were high school sweethearts, they’re still together and now how this girl is now dating her older brother. So now somehow they’re sisters and kind of related and I’m like “oh my god, I’m so glad I’m not a part of this anymore”.
NR: So it’s probably pickup truck involved somewhere along there too.
Allie Haze: Yeah, probably.
NR: Yeah, no, I’m glad you got out of there. So you’re 22 now, right?
Allie Haze: Yeah, I’m 22, my birthday is next month.
NR: What’s it? May 10th, right?
Allie Haze: Yeah.
NR: Now, so, five years from now, you’re 27 years old. Where do you see yourself in the industry?
Allie Haze: Um, I don’t like to make predictions. I kind of like to live day-to-day and just go with the flow. Um, I don’t necessarily like have a, it sounds bad to say I don’t have a goal, but it’s not that I don’t have a goal, I just don’t want to put limitations and expectations on myself.
NR: I think that’s great. I like that.
Allie Haze: And yeah, not achieve them either way. So I’m kind of, like I said, I’m kind of just going with the flow and seeing what happens and what opportunities arise. So I try to jump on as quick as a I can and go from there.
NR: Absolutely. Did you um, did you go to AVN this year?
Allie Haze: Yeah, actually, I was really lucky even being so new I got to sign so…
NR: Was that your first time there?
Allie Haze: Um, yeah, it’s the first time I’ve ever been. Um, I actually didn’t get to attend the awards um, ‘cause I was signing the next day and I didn’t want to go out and be out late all night and then not be ready to meet all my fans. I’m really big on my fans. Like, I love meeting my fans, I love doing events.
NR: Absolutely, you have to be.
Allie Haze: Yeah, I was actually the only girl, I was like the first girl on the floor and the only one that was there on time or awake on time.
NR: The fans will appreciate stuff like that, trust me.
Allie Haze: Yeah, and they really do, I was surprised.
NR: Do you uh, any performers that you met there that you hadn’t met before, like people you really look up to in the industry or people that maybe inspire you as you move forward?
Allie Haze: Um, you know, I haven’t really met anybody there, um, I didn’t really get to meet people. I’ve met, since there I’ve met people. Um, at Xbiz I met Tori Black for the first time. Everybody says that I look like I can be her little sister.
NR: Oh my god, that was my next question!
Allie Haze: Yeah, everybody says that I’m like pretty much her little sister. So…
NR: You look just like Tori Black.
Allie Haze: It’s pretty cool, it’s a cool compliment.
NR: You do, you look just like her. Maybe you’ll win as many AVNs as her next year, that’d be awesome.
Allie Haze: I know, who knows, it would be cool, um.
Allie Haze: Yeah, we got to meet and we took a picture together and it’s like really creepy but it’s really cool at the same time.
NR: I’d like to see that picture, I really would.
Allie Haze: Um, yeah, I posted it on Twitter. I can repost it. Hold on, my dogs are fighting. [To dogs] You guys, knock it off. Shush. [To Nude Reviews] Sorry.
NR: Nah, it’s alright, what kind of dogs?
Allie Haze: Wild animals! We just got a baby Rot [Rottweiler] and then I have an English Bulldog mix.
NR: That’s awesome, I like it.
Allie Haze: Yeah, they’re having a wrestling match.
NR: So you’re still living in California, right?
Allie Haze: Yeah, mhm, I’m still in California.
NR: Nice, who um, tell me someone that you’d like to work with that you haven’t worked with yet. Who would be like your…
Allie Haze: Guys or girls?
NR: Both.
Allie Haze: Um, well, I always say with girls it’s, right now with girls. Like I’d obviously love to work with Tori Black and it’s either Tori Black or Bobbi Starr, my two picks right now.
NR: You guys could do like a twin-sister thing.
Allie Haze: I know, it’s just up to somebody to put it together. I’m still so, it’s crazy because I’m, like I said, I’m new but I’m not. I’m 8 months in but [To dogs] Oh, stop it! Go outside now, both of you.
NR: Oh dear.
Allie Haze: I’m new, but I’m not. I haven’t shot for a lot of companies.
NR: Okay…
Allie Haze: So you know, I’m shooting for New Sensations for the first time this month.
NR: Yeah, like you said, just eight months into the biz, yeah.
Allie Haze: Yeah, so, you know, I tell some people I’m new and then I tell them eight months and they’re like “Oh, you ain’t new no more” and I’m like “Oh, okay?”
NR: [laughs] Yeah.
Allie Haze: Yeah, I kind of feel like I don’t know. Like it’s good and it’s bad, I mean, I haven’t shot for Zero, I haven’t shot for um, I haven’t shot for Bang [Bros.], I haven’t shot for a lot of companies, so…
NR: No, you’ve got some things to do then. You’ve got a to-do list for sure.
Allie Haze: Yeah, I know. My fans create little checklists.
NR: Nah, trust me, whatever you can do to keep them happy. What’s um, what’s something you can tell me that maybe your fans might not know about you already?
Allie Haze: I know, I get that question all the time. My answer is always I can touch my tongue to my nose? I mean, I don’t know, I don’t really…there’s not really much that I don’t, that I keep under wraps from my fans.
NR: You try to tell them everything?
Allie Haze: Yeah! I’m on Twitter 24/7. Um, I’m huge on the whole, you know, if you have questions, critiques or anything you’d like to say to me, go ahead and say it. I mean, I’ve got pretty thick skin.
NR: Mhm.
Allie Haze: Um, and my theory is, you know, if you expect to be an ass to me, expect an ass back. It’s just the way…
NR: [Laughs] I like it, I like it.
Allie Haze: You know what I mean? It’s just the kind of person I am. If you want to be real with me and tell me that I suck at what I do, then rock on, you know. I’m gonna say thank you for your opinion, and you know, you better justify it, so…
NR: I certainly don’t think so, I think you rock at what you do so…
Allie Haze: Aw, well thank you! I’m like,
NR: So, you’ve got my vote.
Allie Haze: I’m a big critiquer. I like constructive criticism.
NR: Well it helps, yeah.
Allie Haze: Yeah, it does, and even in, before I started porn, I mean, I was, I’m a certified vet assistant and I was also an accountant.
NR: Oooh.
Allie Haze: So it’s like in the real world, I don’t call it…it’s so weird how like porn people talk. Like, I’m starting to pick up on the lingo too. It’s like “The Real World” and I’m like “Why do I say that?”
NR: Yeah, be careful.
Allie Haze: I know! I’m like “Why do I say that?” It sounds, it sounds so bad.
NR: Nah, it’s not bad.
Allie Haze: But when I had, you know, a desk job, it was like constructive criticism all the time. It’s all you got. So you had to learn to take it or you’d lose the job.
NR: Exactly, exactly.
Allie Haze: So, and that’s how I apply it for porn too. It’s like, I like constructive criticism if I’m doing that’s not attractive, you know, or if you feel I’m not…I mean, I truly believe you can be bad at porn.
NR: No, I think you’ve got the right approach for sure, and I think uh, if you take an approach like that, I think you’ll see the benefits and you’ll see the dividends down the road for sure.
Allie Haze: Yeah.
NR: Alright, I’m gonna throw a couple of quick ones at you and I want you to just tell me the first thing that pops into your head, okay?
Allie Haze: Okay…
NR: What’s your favorite cereal?
Allie Haze: Um, what’s it called? Frosted Wheaties? What are they called?
NR: Frosted Mini Wheats?
Allie Haze: Yeah!
NR: Okay.
Allie Haze: I got them on my fridge. I’m looking at my fridge right now. Frosted Mini Wheats, that’s what they’re called.
NR: What’s um, what’s your dream car?
Allie Haze: My dream car?
NR: Mhm.
Allie Haze: Oh wow, I haven’t thought about that in a while. Oh wait, I know this, a Hummer.
NR: A Hummer?
Allie Haze: Like the original ones.
NR: Oh, the old school, the military ones.
Allie Haze: Yeah, the old school. The military ones, the big, big ones.
NR: Um, what’s your favorite position?
Allie Haze: Oooh, it changes. [Laughs] I know I used to say doggie style but now I kind of like being on top.
NR: Hm, okay, that’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with that. What’s um, what’s your favorite food?
Allie Haze: Jalapeño poppers.
NR: Really?
Allie Haze: Mhm. [Laughs]
NR: What’s your dream vacation spot?
Allie Haze: Um, Greece.
NR: What time is it in Australia right now?
Allie Haze: Oh lord!
NR: I’m just joking! I’m joking! I’m just kidding! No one…
Allie Haze: Makes me look stupid! I’m like “Okay, I got the computer, alright, Australia’s time”. [Laughs]
NR: [Laughs] I’m just messing with you. Nobody knows the answer to that, don’t worry.
Allie Haze: I’ll find an answer for you.
NR: No, it’s actually, it’s tomorrow there so don’t even worry about it.
Allie Haze: [Laughs] Okay.
NR: I’m just joking, I thought I’d just throw you one at the end there. I’m sorry.
Allie Haze: Now I really want to know.
NR: I’ll tell you what, we’ll um, we’ll post it on the Nude Reviews’s Twitter and then, you know, you can find out what time it is in Australia, I promise.
Allie Haze: It’s 7:23 on Tuesday.
NR: Oh, look at you. On the ball!
Allie Haze: [Laughs} 7:23 AM.
NR: On the ball. I like it. No, Allie, you’ve been a blast to chat with and I really appreciate you giving us a little bit of time today and um.
Allie Haze: No problem! I love it, I love interviews. They’re so much fun.
NR: No, thank you. And um, everyone at Nude Reviews, we all think you have a really bright future in the business so I wish you all the best and keep up the good work, okay?
Allie Haze: Aw, thank you guys!
NR: Alright Allie, take care.
Allie Haze: You too, have a great day!
NR: Bye!
Allie Haze: Have a good week!
NR: Thank you!
Allie Haze: Alright, bye.
Natalia Rossi Interview cont.
Nude Reviews: Natalia, hey, it’s Mack at NudeReviews.com. How are you?
Natalia Rossi: Hi, I’m good. How are you?
NR: I’m good. What happened? I tried you a couple of times, you weren’t there.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, I know, I was fucking my fiancé.
NR: Oh, hey now! Sounds good.
Natalia Rossi: Exactly.
NR: So how’d that go? Alright?
Natalia Rossi: Oh yeah. I made him cum like three times.
NR: Three times! That guy’s a champ, huh?
Natalia Rossi: Yeah. I can’t get enough of his dick. Am I on the radio right now, or whatever?
NR: No, you will be after. We kinda edit a few things and we throw in some pictures in with you and then you’ll be all over the Web.
Natalia Rossi: Sweet.
NR: Yeah, absolutely. The real question is, did he make you cum three times?
Natalia Rossi: Yes he did.
NR: Did he-
Natalia Rossi: More than three times. He has foreskin and his dick is like really thick and long.
NR: Jesus.
Natalia Rossi: So like, it just makes me cum and squirt all over the place.
NR: Jesus. That sounds a little messy.
Natalia Rossi: [Laughs] Yeah, we’re messy but he eats me out great. I love it.
NR: Jesus Christ. What’d I miss? What am I missing here, this is terrible. I’m stuck here in an office.
Natalia Rossi: [Laughs] Thought you were on the East Coast.
NR: Yeah, I’m in Miami. Nude Reviews is based out of Miami. You’re in California, right?
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, I’ve been to Miami once before for Bang Bros.
NR: Oh, sure, sure, absolutely. I saw you’ve shot for them. You’ve shot for them a couple of time, that’s awesome. Are you um, so what have you been up to lately, besides fucking your fiancé?
Natalia Rossi: Um, I’ve done a few things for Playboy, um, Zero Tolerance and then just a bunch of different shit. I went to go shower with my makeup artist and my fiancé came up and we fucked, and that was fun.
NR: Fantastic.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, oh, and I worked for Adam and Eve a few weeks ago.
NR: Oh, very cool. Very cool. How did, uh, go ahead.
Natalia Rossi: A few months ago, I was set, they’re awesome.
NR: So it was a good experience?
Natalia Rossi: Yeah.
NR: That’s great. How did you get into the industry?
Natalia Rossi: Well, I originally wanted to mainstream model, and then I met Krystal Steal, who’s no longer in the industry.
NR: Yeah.
Natalia Rossi: Who I’m no longer friends with because she kinda got psycho.
NR: Oh dear.
Natalia Rossi: And I just realized I was always open with my sexuality.
NR: Yeah.
Natalia Rossi: I mean, I was always the girl in high school who like, was fucking someone.
NR: [Laughs] It didn’t matter, someone, right? Not necessarily a man or a woman, just someone?
Natalia Rossi: Well, the way I look at it, it’s like, in high school the way I looked at it, it’s like, having a boyfriend with a different sized dick every time, you know what I mean?
NR: That’s a hell of a way to look at it.
Natalia Rossi: Exactly.
NR: That’s actually pretty smart. I think it makes the most sense.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah.
NR: So size really does matter for you then, absolutely?
Natalia Rossi: Oh yeah, I need thick, always.
NR: I’m sure there’s a lot of hearts out there that just broke.
Natalia Rossi: What?
NR: I think there might be some guys out there who just got a little upset when they found out you were just looking for a monster dong.
Natalia Rossi: [Laughs]
NR: You may have broken a few hearts.
Natalia Rossi: What can I say, my man’s cock is just too great.
NR: Oh boy. Well hey, it’s working wonders for you so that’s all that really matters, right?
Natalia Rossi: Exactly.
NR: Now how did you come up with the name, Natalia Rossi?
Natalia Rossi: Um, actually from a Hustler photographer. He’s like “You’re such a Natalia Rossi.” I was like “Why?” He was like “’Cause like at first, like, you’re kind of…,” like I came up as a bitch, like kind of snobby. You know how like Natalia Rossi’s kind of like, it sounds like a snobby name, you know?
NR: Yeah, def, no, no, I see what you mean.
Natalia Rossi: But I’m definitely not snobby. I’m definitely not bitchy what’s so ever.
NR: Well that’s definitely good. No, I can definitely tell.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, and all of my fans think I’m Italian.
NR: Yeah, I mean, that’s like, you know, Rossi’s definitely like an Italian name, so. But you’re not Italian?
Natalia Rossi: No, I’m not. I am German and Spanish.
NR: German and Spanish. But you’re pretty much just a Cali girl, right, for all intensive purposes, right?
Natalia Rossi: Yep.
NR: Were you born and raised in Southern California, or…?
Natalia Rossi: No, I was born and raised in Irvine.
NR: Oh, okay. Yeah.
Natalia Rossi: Yep.
NR: That’s awesome. Um, now, you’re still really young, you know? I mean if you really think about it. I mean, you’ve been busy but all in all you’re still pretty young. Do you wanna stay in the business for a long time or do you have other aspirations down the road? What’s the future look like?
Natalia Rossi: I plan to stay in the business for as long as I can…
NR: Yeah.
Natalia Rossi: But I, what my goal is really, is to pursue my goals with Playboy.
NR: Oh, very cool.
Natalia Rossi: And try to get involved with them in there and a lot of more, new, exotic modeling, definitely.
NR: That’s something you see yourself, you know, striving towards down the road?
Natalia Rossi: Because originally I wanted to model.
NR: Yeah, that was your first goal, right?
Natalia Rossi: I love doing exotic poses that are just very sexual.
NR: That’s awesome. So what’s been the best part so far about working in porn?
Natalia Rossi: Um, I don’t know. Like honestly, not so much the scene, just like meeting interesting, outgoing people, I guess.
NR: Yeah, is there like-
Natalia Rossi: I love traveling, I’ve never been to Miami, I’ve got to go to Miami.
NR: Mhm.
Natalia Rossi: But um, I wouldn’t say not so much hanging out with the porn girls ‘cause a lot of them are psycho.
NR: [Laughs] I can see that, I’ve…
Natalia Rossi: And definitely stay away from male talent, if you’re a new newcomer, don’t be [around] male talent.
NR: Yeah, it can be a little dicey, huh? That was actually my next question. Is there anyone you just love working with, though? Is there anyone you know, you always enjoy working with?
Natalia Rossi: Um, I would have to say, well, I haven’t done a sex scene in a while. Um.
NR: You’ve been busy with your fiancé.
Natalia Rossi: What?
NR: I said you’ve been busy with your fiancé.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, exactly, and like doing Playboy, like poses and for other clothing line, mainstream things. But my favorite person I’d say in porn, especially in my first year is Mark Wood.
NR: Okay, great. Is there anyone you would never work with again, bad experience?
Natalia Rossi: Um…
NR: You don’t have to answer it, but I’d like to know.
Natalia Rossi: Um, there’s just, there’s this one freak. He does POV’s in his apartment. He’s an older man…
NR: [Laughs] Old man in his apartment doing POV.
Natalia Rossi: Um, his name, I forgot his name but yeah, I would never work with him. It’s just horrible.
NR: Yeah, it just sounds shady. You know?
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, like, as soon as I showed up, I was like “I need to cancel, like I can’t. No, no, you are not going down on me.”
NR: That’s just not gonna happen. Oh man. If you could, um, you know, if you could have any other job in the world, what would it be? Or are you happy doing what you’re doing?
Natalia Rossi: Um, if I could have any other job in the world, I’d like to own my own company.
NR: Yeah.
Natalia Rossi: And I’d like to definitely like to have something to do with the Playboy mansion, definitely.
NR: You like that place, huh?
Natalia Rossi: Yes, I do.
NR: There’s a really, I don’t know if you know this, but there’s a really, really sweet golf course right behind the mansion called L.A. Country Club, you’ve ever heard of it?
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, I’ve seen it.
NR: Yeah, you should try and get out there and play if you ever want to take your fiancé golfing. It’s unbelievable.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah, he loves golfing. He was born in France.
NR: Oh, really?
Natalia Rossi: He’s French and it’s sexy. He talks in French to me.
NR: Ah, you must like that.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah. He was my first foreskin fuck.
NR: I’m taking notes here. Huge cock, foreskin, try to speak French. You know, I could work on the French part but I don’t know if I can grow my foreskin back so that could be trouble.
Natalia Rossi: The first time I fucked him, we were in marine bio class together and I like whatever, touched his dick. Then we had like a second, what’s it called, like a trip to Sea World and I like, touched his dick and we got down and drunk and then there was like a high school like lame party when I was like a junior, and I saw him there and he used be all like reggae, like dude. And I like totally sucked him on the trashcans and blew him.
NR: So you’ve known him for a while then, huh?
Natalia Rossi: Oh yeah, since high school. We were always interested in each other.
NR: That’s awesome.
Natalia Rossi: Yeah.
NR: Um, we talked about Miami earlier. Are you gonna down here in a couple of weeks for Exxotica or is that not in the cards?
Natalia Rossi: Oh, for the awards?
NR: Yeah, for well, you know, the big show in Miami, yeah.
Natalia Rossi: Actually, I’d totally forgotten about that but yeah, I’ll be there, I’ll try to bring my fiancé. That’ll be fun.
NR: Oh, that’s awesome. I think we’ll have some people there so um, you know, if you’re not too busy, maybe we could just drop by and say hi. Hopefully that’ll work out.
Natalia Rossi: Definitely, like a little interview live.
NR: Sure, we could do something like that, absolutely. Hey, um, before I let you go I want you to tell me something that maybe your fans might not know about you. Because I know you have a ton of fans out there. What’s something that maybe they don’t know?
Natalia Rossi: Hmmm, there’s a lot of things people don’t know. I’m a very wild, spontaneous girl but when it all comes down to it, I’m like the biggest sweetheart ever, but I am a freak.
NR: [Laughs]
Natalia Rossi: And when I want my dick from my fiancé, I get it.
NR: Yeah.
Natalia Rossi: I’ve always been the horny little girl who has the fucking magic wand.
NR: Hm, yeah, I like it. Have you ever thought about doing a scene with him?
Natalia Rossi: Um, definitely, because I’m contracted with Jules Jordan for anal.
NR: Okay.
Natalia Rossi: I’m trying to ask Jules if maybe I could, I want like a Natalia’s Anal Adventure and like, he should be a part of it.
NR: Sounds awesome, are you kidding me?
Natalia Rossi: Yeah.
NR: That sounds great. Alright, well, I’m gonna let you get back to getting busy with the ol’ fiancé but I really appreciate you letting us spend a little bit of time with you. And um, I want you to know that everyone at Nude Reviews wishes you the best and uh, just keep rocking on, okay?
Natalia Rossi: Alrighty, thank you so much for taking the time to listen to me. [Laughs]
NR: Absolutely, any time and um, I hope we can catch up in a couple of weeks in Miami. Um, take care, Natalia, alright?
Natalia Rossi: Alright, thank you.
NR: Alright.
Natalia Rossi: Bye!
NR: Bye.
Nevada Man-Whore Calls It Quits…So Sad
Male Hookers: an Endangered Species
There are 2 possible scenarios here: this guy either sucks at sexing women, or it is in fact true that women never pay for sex. I think it’s a balanced blend of both. Women really shouldn’t have to pay for sex, ever. There is always a dude out there that will bang anything, trust me. But, this guy probably was a pretty bad lay. I imagine that hookers get a lot of referral business, and clearly Markus’ clients were not satisfied enough to tell their friends. The whole idea of a male prostitute, or prostitude, seems like the greatest job in the world. This role has been embellished in films like Loverboy and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (the actual gigolo, not Deuce). The films paint the gigolo role in a fantastic and exotic light. There are an abundance of hot women calling non-stop to be pleasured by a prostitude. I always knew that this was, for the most part, untrue; but this gigolo in Nevada must have watched these movies a few too many times.
Public Violation: The Newest Porn Thrillride
PornPros: those sly dogs…
Please do not get too excited when you click on the link I have provided below. I can assure you that it is not a compilation of my weekend escapades, although it is rather close in portrayal. I have in fact been known to run wild in the streets and wreak havoc on every young woman I come across a la a recently released sex offender. This new site from PornPros is amazing and I am truly at a loss for words when attempting to further describe it. I challenge anyone to watch the trailer and not become overwhelmed with pure elation. I especially enjoyed the drive-by ejaculations; those girls never saw it coming, and damn, was that guy fast! He moved like the wind, like a cheetah and The Roadrunner had a baby; ninja-like. Please, make sure you are sitting down when you watch this…
This Gives A Whole New Meaning To Dual Airbags…
This Thing Will Outsell Tickle-Me-Elmo, No Doubt
The best card in my wallet…
A prepaid card for CatalinaCruz.com will be available starting in April. The card will be sold in retail stores, convenience stores, liquor stores, truck stops, adult video stores and anywhere dudes wanna buy a prepaid card for jerking-off purposes. “I’ll take the beef jerky, 2 Cokes, a pack of Marlboro and uhh, hmm, gimme one of those Catalina Cards…” I am beyond stoked for Catalina and PrePaid Adult Entertainment. I think this is such a great way to help grow the industry further and take quality porn and place it in the fingertips of many who perhaps might not have known where to find the good stuff. Catalina is one of our favorites here at NudeReviews and we hope that this venture is a super success, and opens more doors. As for our pending marriage, I believe it is still a go…if I need to buy a prepaid Catalina card to prove my love; I certainly will.
Have These Hallowed Grounds Become Tainted?
Smart Kids need porn too…
There is always going to be one dickhead in the room, to spoil the fun. Princeton University students are staring at equations and 18th Century Russian literature all day, trying to figure out whether to become a doctor or lawyer, or take some other route to millionaire status. If they want to relax and watch a little porn, just let them. The student government recently granted $1,500 to a newly formed group on campus called Let’s Talk Sex (LeTS). The group was planning to schedule a screening of clips from porn films, followed by discussion and a guest speaker representing the industry. This idea has been filibustered by a growing number of online petitioners, now totaling 223. Most of the signatures are from alumni however, and I really think they should just keep quiet. A guy on the editorial board of Princeton’s school newspaper started this whole blockade, and I must say, he seems to be rather douche-like. What’s the big deal? If there is one set of college kids that can handle watching porn…it’s Ivy Leaguers. This is not going to stain the fabric of Princeton University for decades to come. It is a whole bunch of diddly-poo and it has me rather miffed. Yea, I said miffed.