It keeps on cumming…
How much cum is too much in a cumshot? That’s a trick question! There can never be too much. I have had some legendary cumshots in my day. I remember the time I didn’t masturbate for about 2 weeks and had sex with this Brazilian girl. I unleashed a liquid avalanche on her face (she told me I could). I felt like I just received the Rhodes Scholarship. Some of you might find that strange, but I prize that above the Stanley Cup or a Green Jacket. I was a Rhodes Scholar of cumshots, I wanted to write my family and tell them the news. I wanted to take a picture of her face and send out an email labeled “Where’s Waldo?” Sadly, I did none of the aforementioned and just sat back down on the bed while she ran to the bathroom blindly. I thought about Peter North for sure, and I knew in the back of my mind he was high-fiving me somewhere, maybe a meadow or a dew-covered glen.