The “Cum” Shot Heard ‘Round The World…

Cum Shot

It keeps on cumming…

How much cum is too much in a cumshot?  That’s a trick question!  There can never be too much.  I have had some legendary cumshots in my day.  I remember the time I didn’t masturbate for about 2 weeks and had sex with this Brazilian girl.  I unleashed a liquid avalanche on her face (she told me I could).  I felt like I just received the Rhodes Scholarship.  Some of you might find that strange, but I prize that above the Stanley Cup or a Green Jacket.  I was a Rhodes Scholar of cumshots, I wanted to write my family and tell them the news.  I wanted to take a picture of her face and send out an email labeled “Where’s Waldo?”  Sadly, I did none of the aforementioned and just sat back down on the bed while she ran to the bathroom blindly.  I thought about Peter North for sure, and I knew in the back of my mind he was high-fiving me somewhere, maybe a meadow or a dew-covered glen.

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