My balls don’t need any rings, weights, clips or loops…
This thing goes on the testicles…in order to keep them bound and weighed down. What will they think of next. If I saw this on the kitchen counter I would ask my roommate what happened to his bicycle. I certainly would not say, “Hey Jim, don’t forget your nut weights!” I’m serious, that thing looks like a quick release seat clamp on a Schwinn.
My football picks blew more than a 2 dollar whore in Hanoi…
So my predictions for college football this weekend were awful, but I still have my dignity! Can I get a pass? The funniest thing about my (3) picks were that a few people in the office told me Friday that they were bad picks. I scoffed at them and said things like, “what the F do you know?”…apparently they knew more than I did. My pride slashed and my ego slightly bruised…I will forge ahead.
I will return with more picks later in the week, but I fear you may have all abandoned me by then. Can I get one more shot? Some redemption?
Prostitution: Setting the Green Standard in Germany…
I read an article on msnbc.com about prostitution in Berlin, Germany. It was not the usual prostitute-related news story. You know; I was expecting some celebrity/hooker story or maybe a prostitute got on German Jeopardy and won. Not the case, but I was pleasantly surprised. This article was deep, and it made me think: Have I done anything Green today?
The short answer is, no. I drove the half-mile to work this morning, left all of the lights on in my apartment and took the elevator to the second floor of the office. But once I read this article about a brothel in Berlin trying to increase business through environmentally friendly avenues, I decided to get involved. The owner of one brothel in the eastern part of the city has implemented a new discount to customers arriving via bicycle or public transportation. If you produce a bus pass, train ticket or a bicycle padlock at the counter, a 5 Euro discount will be applied to your purchase. This is what we need to save the economy, and the world! Start the commerce engine back up, rev it up to 8,000 rpm’s and don’t worry about the emissions because we are Green now. It’s genius.
I feel the need to visit Germany again: Beer, Brats and Eco-Hookers…
I have 3 surefire bets for all you porn/sportsbetting junkies (I love you guys!)
Let’s talk big games, and little games, but all of them will be dead locks. I have to say that, they will be sure things or else I’m gonna look even worse if they don’t pan out. At least if I fail I can fall back on, “well I manned up, and took a chance, can’t fault a guy for that…why don’t you kick a man while he’s down”. Minimal pride intact, but pride nonetheless. Have your hints everybody…
1.) Texas v. Oklahoma (take the over, 52)
2.) Minnesota v. Penn State (PSU layin’ 17.5!! Take the Gophers, they may not need any points)
3.) Stanford v. Arizona St. (Stanford is getting 4.5 and they won’t need it)
*Lets see how these picks shake out and hopefully my guru-ness will shine through and I can begin blessing the masses with all of my football nuggets!
Me love you long time will never get old…
I remember my first Asian, sophomore year at Michigan. Her name was Dokinara, and I may have called her “Dookie” one night in a drunken rage. Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai, Laotian (blew your mind there huh?), Vietnamese or Mongolian…all amazingly Asian.
The important thing you must realize, I know I did a few years back, is that getting on an Asian girl will elevate your pimp status instantly. A recent look at Fuck That Asian really got me thinkin’…why stop at one Asian? I hear all the time, “yea I hooked up with an Asian chick once”. I remember how satisfied I was post Dookie, but I really shoulda gone on a run. Use one Asian girl to launch into a full blown assault on the East Asian minority population at the University of Michigan. It would have been bigger than the Tet Offensive…and I would have become a legend.
An interesting side note to all of this: I have yet to hear a first-time Asian horror story. Basically what that means to all you skeptics out there; the Asian hookup is golden and everything you dreamed it would be. And don’t even try to give me the ole “I’ve never seen an Asian chick at the bar man” – that’s just ridiculous and you should stop lying to yourself. Go get silly with an Asian girl, don’t be afraid. But please all of you do me one favor, do not ask her if she wants to go to PF Chang’s for dinner. Use your head!
* Anyone who takes my advice…I would love to hear some comments and respond to further questions. Data like this needs to be catalogued, analyzed and discussed. The future of our planet depends on it…
Dammit, my buttplug fell out again…
Intense and erotic: two of my favorite words. Put them together and some ass will surely be whipped. No disambiguation required when attempting to comprehend what lies behind WhippedAss.com. Picture this…a girl, another girl, maybe a third or fourth girl…whips, chains, plugs, beads, muzzles, hotwax, canes and rope. Indeed.
Many pornoisseurs (porn experts) I had spoken to in my travels told me that for the most spectacular and amazing girl/girl footage I needed to check out this site called WhippedAss. It featured tons of videos and pics of girls being punished by other girls in the classic BDSM femdom manner. I was blown away. And I am trying to continue the tradition of passing along little porn nuggets to the masses. It really is some of the most intriguing footage on the web.
And seriously, how come I never dated anyone as sexually enlightened as these chicks?? I do bruise easily, that may have had something to do with it…The site has been running for a while and I am pretty sure it will never die. It’s too addicting to lose its members. Female on Female bondage is centuries old, the Ancient Greeks were kinky as hell…
Who shall receive thanks???
I’d like to thank Kink.com for taking the chance on a little unknown project back in June of 2001. All I ever wanted to see was girls pleasuring/abusing/punishing/ arousing/flogging one another…you made my dreams come true with WhippedAss and I sleep better at night now because of it. My deepest and heartfelt thanks…
I know this man’s pain…
This gave me a good laugh — especially the part about passing out from an erection.
