Me love you long time will never get old…

I remember my first Asian, sophomore year at Michigan.  Her name was Dokinara, and I may have called her “Dookie” one night in a drunken rage.  Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai, Laotian (blew your mind there huh?), Vietnamese or Mongolian…all amazingly Asian.

The important thing you must realize, I know I did a few years back, is that getting on an Asian girl will elevate your pimp status instantly.  A recent look at Fuck That Asian really got me thinkin’…why stop at one Asian?  I hear all the time, “yea I hooked up with an Asian chick once”.  I remember how satisfied I was post Dookie, but I really shoulda gone on a run.  Use one Asian girl to launch into a full blown assault on the East Asian minority population at the University of Michigan.  It would have been bigger than the Tet Offensive…and I would have become a legend.

An interesting side note to all of this: I have yet to hear a first-time Asian horror story.  Basically what that means to all you skeptics out there; the Asian hookup is golden and everything you dreamed it would be.  And don’t even try to give me the ole “I’ve never seen an Asian chick at the bar man” – that’s just ridiculous and you should stop lying to yourself.  Go get silly with an Asian girl, don’t be afraid.  But please all of you do me one favor, do not ask her if she wants to go to PF Chang’s for dinner.  Use your head!

* Anyone who takes my advice…I would love to hear some comments and respond to further questions.  Data like this needs to be catalogued, analyzed and discussed.  The future of our planet depends on it…