My balls don’t need any rings, weights, clips or loops…
This thing goes on the testicles…in order to keep them bound and weighed down. What will they think of next. If I saw this on the kitchen counter I would ask my roommate what happened to his bicycle. I certainly would not say, “Hey Jim, don’t forget your nut weights!” I’m serious, that thing looks like a quick release seat clamp on a Schwinn.