Blowjob or baguette?

Ran into Jenna Haze last night in Paris.  The Hot d’Or Awards are tomorrow night and all the megastars are gathered in the City of Light to see who takes home the big trophy.  I felt compelled to show her a good time, so I gave her the traditional Paris welcome (notice the picture).  True story, I snapped this POV photo of Jenna last night around 11:30 p.m.  I wish I had video though, so you could hear me yelling, BONJOUR!!

Most people think when you come to Paris you get 3 kisses on the cheek, followed by a croissant and a coffee.  Not the case.  Anyone in the know will tell you that a true “welcome to Paris” starts with a blowjob and ends with a facial.  Jenna was unaware of this, but as you can imagine, she was eager to learn the popular greeting…so I gave her a crash course.

Yes, that is my penis.