Just ’cause she dances  go-go…it don’t make her a ho, no.

As the Fall season is upon us I beg you all to take a road-trip.  It doesn’t have to be epic, no need to jump a bridge in an ’88 Taurus or steal a schoolbus from a special needs facility.  Just enjoy yourself, bring a buddy or two and really go balls to the wall.

Go to a strip club in another state…always a great experience.  Personally I recommend West Virginia.  Yea the strippers may be missing a few teeth but you will be drunk enough that it won’t matter.  You are probably saying, “Why West Virginia?”…

A.) The chicks will love you, where a polo shirt, blowjobs will be free.

B.) There is so little effective law enforcement in West Virginia…if shit goes down and you kill a stripper, don’t even worry about Johnny Law.

C.) The hottest girl in the stripclub can be talked into doing a group deal, for
a phenomenal rate (mention my name if she needs a refresher).

D.) Sharing a border with Kentucky is very underrated.

E.) Strippers in West Virginia don’t even know what Champagne is…

*ACTUAL STRIP CLUB IN WEST VIRGINIA