Category Archives: Hardcore

Natalia Rossi Interview: “It just makes me cum and squirt all over…”

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Natalia Rossi is wild and if you forget that notion for some reason, be sure that she will remind you. This was actually my 4th attempt to call her, I was ready to head home for the day when I finally got her on the phone. She was busy fucking her fiance, hence the lack of answering. We chatted about the industry, her fiance’s mondo uncircumcised French penis and a few other subjects.

And if you want to read the transcript of the interview, check it out. Natalia was a lot of fun to chat with, so listen up!


Part one:

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Part two:

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Road Trip: Destination Tits and Ass!

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Smile…

If you are within a 200 mile radius of Miami Beach, Fl – get your ass to Exxxotica, 5 minutes ago. This is your chance to meet all of those hotties you drool over constantly. No shame, I drool too. So get off of your ass and get on the Florida Turnpike or I-95 and head south. This really is a convention for the fans, and at Nude Reviews we love the fans more than any other site. You guys make the industry what it is and without you we’d have nothing. To the victor go the spoils…so go get your picture taken with Jayden James or Tori Black or any other amazingly hot girl from the adult industry. Remember, boners are encouraged and condoned there :p

This Is Straighter Than A Straight Line

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Is the Eiffel Tower gay? And I am talking about the sexual maneuver, not the hunk of metal in Paris. I feel strongly that this move, requiring two guys and one girl, is not in any way gay. Back me up here people. The debate raged on in my office for over an hour, and apparently I am the only one who felt this way. Am I gay? I doubt it, but my entire office might be homophobic. The Eiffel Tower is one of those rare moments in sex history when two men must seize the day and take advantage of this glorious opportunity presented before them. And just remember, afterward, you will be overcome with elation but don’t kiss the girl…she had your friend’s dick in her mouth. Kissing her would be super gay.

Touch Them, It’s A God Damn Suicide Mission

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This is pure, uncut, 100%, potent and lethal danger.  This woman will kill you.  It’s not a question of how, but when.  It is pretty damn obvious how she will murder you.  Look at those boobs, they are the size of life rafts.  Who on Earth was dating this woman?  More importantly, who are his friends?  They are clearly shitty friends for not warning him of the danger-zone he was entering.  I wouldn’t go in there unless I was wearing the iron scuba suit that navy divers wore in the 1940’s.  Her boobs are biological weapons.  This is truly an alarming video, it should be played to all 6th grade boys gym classes in order to prevent future disasters.

Horror Lurking Behind Every Link On The Internet

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Like a supple flower…

I clicked on a link today that said, “Are my labia normal?”  This image [above] popped up on the new page and scared the crap out of me.  I jumped in my chair.  Now I know what you are thinking, “why did he click on that link?”, and the answer is that I click on everything.  I wanna know if my labia are normal and I wanna know now.  Okay, I know that I don’t have any labia, but I thought for sure I might see a close-up snatch shot…this is what I got.  There is nothing beautiful about that image, nothing.  I know it’s a flower but it’s really damn scary.

What Is The World Coming To?

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Sorry if this ruins your Friday.  If it does, take solace in the fact that it already destroyed my entire weekend.  The nerve of this guy though, no smile or wink – not even a slight wide-eyed expression – nothing.  This guy is an ungrateful mess and I cannot believe he has his own website.  He is an Italian Hoagie personified and he should be grinning ear to ear whenever a woman is on his lap (naked or not).  I’m not saying that this girl is a 10, by any means, but she is certainly not a 1.  She is like an 11 for him.  A 1 is all that this slob of a man deserves…so unsettling.