Is the Eiffel Tower gay? And I am talking about the sexual maneuver, not the hunk of metal in Paris. I feel strongly that this move, requiring two guys and one girl, is not in any way gay. Back me up here people. The debate raged on in my office for over an hour, and apparently I am the only one who felt this way. Am I gay? I doubt it, but my entire office might be homophobic. The Eiffel Tower is one of those rare moments in sex history when two men must seize the day and take advantage of this glorious opportunity presented before them. And just remember, afterward, you will be overcome with elation but don’t kiss the girl…she had your friend’s dick in her mouth. Kissing her would be super gay.