Sorry if this ruins your Friday.  If it does, take solace in the fact that it already destroyed my entire weekend.  The nerve of this guy though, no smile or wink – not even a slight wide-eyed expression – nothing.  This guy is an ungrateful mess and I cannot believe he has his own website.  He is an Italian Hoagie personified and he should be grinning ear to ear whenever a woman is on his lap (naked or not).  I’m not saying that this girl is a 10, by any means, but she is certainly not a 1.  She is like an 11 for him.  A 1 is all that this slob of a man deserves…so unsettling.