Category Archives: Asses & More Asses

What Is The World Coming To?

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Sorry if this ruins your Friday.  If it does, take solace in the fact that it already destroyed my entire weekend.  The nerve of this guy though, no smile or wink – not even a slight wide-eyed expression – nothing.  This guy is an ungrateful mess and I cannot believe he has his own website.  He is an Italian Hoagie personified and he should be grinning ear to ear whenever a woman is on his lap (naked or not).  I’m not saying that this girl is a 10, by any means, but she is certainly not a 1.  She is like an 11 for him.  A 1 is all that this slob of a man deserves…so unsettling.

Bath Tubs Suck…Well At Least They Do Now

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Amazing Shower

I’m up next…

I know what you’re asking yourself.  Is this the Nude Reviews shower?  The answer is, yes.  I don’t shower at my apartment anymore; I come to work and shower every morning with these gals.  It’s not easy, but somebody has got to do it.  It was was a packed house this morning so I waited my turn, no big deal.  This is every man’s dream, whether they admit it or not; to wake up and walk into the bathroom and see an event like this unfolding.  It builds character and can also lead to a productive work day.  This shower deserves all of the credit for the sky-rocketing productivity levels at Nude Reviews.  Human Resources had their doubts, but after the numbers came in…the reports didn’t lie.  This was the single greatest move in office history.  The idea was simple, we basically never wanted a female to feel as though she wasn’t getting her entire body clean.  Those hard-to-reach places can wreak havoc on a girl’s personal hygiene and we were not about to let that happen anymore.  With constant monitoring these girls are fresher than ever, and I think all parties involved are pleased with the results.

I Will Never Stop Loving The Jersey Shore

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Jersey Shore

Here’s the Situation…

This is my crew for the weekend.  Holla!  We are gonna splash so much bottled water around the club while we fist pump it will make the average head explode.  I have my gel kit ready for deployment and luckily Pauly D will give me some pointers.  We have a 5:30 lift session at the gym, followed by a protein-rich dinner, then we groom ourselves for 4 hours before hittin’ da club.  I’m hoping to get J-Wow so drunk that she blows Snookie (we all know Snookie has a dick).  I think the highlight of my night will be (fingers crossed) if Ronnie teaches me his “creepy” patented move.  This could potentially be the single-greatest weekend of my life.  Wish me luck.  If anyone needs me, I will undoubtedly be in the club for 48 hours straight so holla at ya jersey Shore boy…

Angela Aspen: The Mother Of My Unborn Children

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Angela Aspen rocks, plain and simple.  I’m not certain, but I think that she and I will be doing some heavy breeding in a few years time.  She is probably just as excited as I am. 

 

Part one:

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Part two:

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Angela Aspen: Hello?

Nude Reviews: Angela!

Angela Aspen: This is Angela.

NR: How are you? It’s Mack at NudeReviews.com

Angela Aspen: Yes, how are you?

NR: I’m good. Are you on your cell phone?

Angela Aspen: Yes.

NR: It’s going in and out a little bit, I’m sorry. I can hear you okay but there is a little bit of static.

[Pause]

Angela Aspen: Okay, can you hear me a little better?

NR: That’s a lot better, I appreciate it. Thank you

Angela Aspen: You bet. So how are you doing?

NR: I’m good, what are you up to?

Angela Aspen: Like I said, just tanning and getting ready to go out and party tonight.

NR: Sounds good. I’m just drinking a beer in my office, getting ready for Friday night.

Angela Aspen: [laughs] Nice.

NR: It gets a little loose here on Fridays. We are porn review site, so you can imagine the day-to-day.

Angela Aspen: Yeah, my typical days are quite interesting…

NR: So where are you right now?

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G.I. Joe vs. Alexis Texas’ Ass…No Clear Winner

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Amazing Ass

The Real American Assman

I don’t really feel the need to explain this picture.  It could be the single greatest image ever produced by a porn site.  I check all of our top reviewed sites daily for updates and find potential material to use for the blog or the forum.  I came across this image from a recent BangBros update, and it blew my mind…it must be shared.