I Like To Sing, And Long Walks On The Beach Get Me Wet…

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Yea, I hate Country Music…but I am still a man!

Carrie Underwood looks gooooood.  What was Tony Romo thinking anyway, somebody needs to sit him down and explain to him the finer things in life.  I am willing to dismiss the little upper vag tattoo peeking out of her bikini and chalk it up to youthful shenanigans.  She is hot, plain and simple.  Sure, Country Music blows, but I can look past that too.  I am flexible Carrie, hopefully not as flexible as you are but I am willing to work for this thing.  Hell, I’ll even go to Nashville and line-dance, put on a bolo tie and go see Graceland with you.  Just keep looking hot, and remember that I am watching you like a hawk, Carrie.

Nikki Benz Told Me An Average Size Penis Is Perfect…

Nikki Benz took a breather and let NudeReviews get the latest.  She was gearing up for a Dancing Tour in Europe and gave me the inside scoop on her favorite positions and her love for Cheerios.  Listen to Part 1 here and check out the transcript below.  

 

Part one:

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Part two:

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Nikki Benz: Hello?

Nude Reviews: Nikki, hey, it’s Mack at NudeReviews.com. How are you?

Nikki Benz: Good, how are you?

NR: I’m good, I’m glad we finally got you on the phone!

Nikki Benz: I know!

NR: Little busy the other day?

Nikki Benz: Little too busy all the time! [laughs]

NR: That’s cool, we understand. So what have you been up to lately?

Nikki Benz: A lot of traveling, a lot of shooting, keeping up with my website…

NR: Are you doing any feature dancing as well or no?

Nikki Benz: Yeah, I feature dance every month.

NR: Every month, okay. Is that something you think you’ll always do or do you think you’ll shy away from that eventually?

Nikki Benz: Feature dancing? No, I was a dancer first and then I became a pornstar. So I’ll always feature dance. In fact I’m gearing up to go on a two week European dance tour starting this Monday.

NR: That’s fantastic. Do you ever go back to Toronto to dance? I’m sure they’d go crazy.

Nikki Benz: No, I’ve never feature danced in Toronto. I’ve made appearances in Toronto and hosted parties, but I’ve never feature danced in Toronto. I mostly feature dance in the states and I’m kind of making history being the first American pornstar – the first Canadian pornstar, whatever – to go to Europe and do the tour in Italy and everything.

NR: That’s going to be awesome. You excited?

Nikki Benz: I’m very excited!

NR: So, what’s the deal, are you just going with your managers – you’re not going with any other dancers, right? This is all about you?

Nikki Benz: It’s all me, it’s all about Nikki Benz [laughs]. And of course, my UK agent will be there to oversee everything and just make sure everything’s okay.

NR: Very nice. What pulled you toward dancing? I know you said you were a dancer before you were a pornstar, so what made you want to dance?

Nikki Benz: Well, I was in high school and I kind of wanted to take a year off before I went to college and make some money and I found out about stripping. And I gave that a try – made a lot of money for an eighteen-year-old! And after that, I was pretty much like, this is what I’m going to do.

NR: What was your last job before you started stripping?

Nikki Benz: I worked at Starbucks and that explains my Starbucks addition. I started working at Starbucks when I was fifteen. I was the youngest Starbucks employee in the city of Toronto. ‘Cause I think, it’s legal in Canada to work there at fifteen if you pass all the interviews. So, from fifteen to eighteen, I was a barista. I guess that’s what you call them. And then I began stripping.

NR: You made a few more bucks stripping than you did brewing coffee, huh?

Nikki Benz: Oh, I sure did! And I loved the fact that when I went home at night, I didn’t smell like coffee beans.

NR: So, I gotta ask, did anything embarrassing ever happen while you were stripping?

Nikki Benz: Um, not really…I tripped and fell on stage once, but I made it seem like it was part of my show.

NR: You made it look natural, that’s what I like to hear.

Nikki Benz: Oh yeah, I was like, you guys saw that? That was part of my show. I still do that sometimes when I feature dance because I’ve got my boots on and trip and I just play it off. They love it.

NR: People don’t realize, it’s dangerous out there!

Nikki Benz: Oh yeah, I come back bruised up every time I feature dance.

NR: What about on a movie shoot? Has anything crazy ever happened, anything embarrassing, anything wild? I mean, I know it’s all wild, but you know what I mean.

Nikki Benz: Well, it’s not all wild. It’s very professional, it’s a job. I just get fucked for a living and get paid for it, I’m very lucky. But in terms of- there’s a lot of funny behind the scenes. I remember shooting a scene and the doorbell rang and it’s the pizza boy delivering a pizza to me. And I’m supposed to say, “Hi, would you like to come in?” or something like that. But I had these brand new stripper heels on that I’d just bought and I was testing them out and as I grabbed the box, I lost my balance and I slipped backwards. I fell completely on my back. Everybody on set was laughing so hard, we had to stop rolling. But, I’m a goofball. I do stuff like that, I make people laugh all the time.

NR: Well, that’s good. Rather that than someone who just sits there and says nothing, you know?

Nikki Benz: Right, or like sometimes during a scene I’ll be fucking and I’ll be really into it. But I’ll just say something funny while I’m getting fucked and everybody starts laughing and we have to cut. I’m always saying something funny, I’m like the pornstar comedian.

NR: You’re pretty much just a giant goofball. That’s alright.

Nikki Benz: I am!

NR: There’s nothing wrong with that. Tell me about this. I just watched a video of you recently. You’re doing some promos for Fox Sports? I saw the commercial the other day when you’re in the French maid outfit and you’re in the office… I thought that was pretty good. Any plans to do more of those, what’s the story?

Nikki Benz: Yeah, well their plan was to bring on a better-known pornstar for one time and then that clip got a lot of views and so they called me back again. And then they called me back again. I just did one two days ago that’s going to air today. They were actually really disappointed to hear that I’m going away for two weeks because they were going to bring me back.

NR: They wanted to shoot more.

Nikki Benz: Yeah, they wanted to make me like a recurring character, but I travel so much it’s going to be tough.

NR: I know, you’re on the road so much. I heard you were in South Beach recently, is that true?

Nikki Benz: I was! I was there actually, working so much that I wanted to just take some time off and clear my mind and relax. Of course that didn’t happen because we just ended up going out and meeting up with all our South Beach friends. And having a great time!

NR: Did you guys go clubbing? Where’d you go while you were in Miami?

Nikki Benz: We stayed at the Delano and went to a club called Liv. We went to great restaurants; we went to Nobu and Prime 112 which was really good.

NR: Liv is one of my favorite spots, I love the Fontainebleau. Great spot.

Nikki Benz: It is! I love the fact that- you know, in Miami they mostly play techno music and that club, whoever the DJ was, was amazing because they had a mix of hip hop, pop and techno. So it wasn’t just all techno music.

NR: Yeah, I recommend Liv to anyone coming to South Beach. Now, where are you living these days? I know you’re on the road a lot, but where are you calling home right now?

Nikki Benz: Los Angeles.

NR: Los Angeles, that’s a little better than Toronto in January, huh?

Nikki Benz: Ohhhh yes. I’m allergic to winter! [laughs]

NR: Okay, well you’ve got tons of fans at NudeReviews.com and there’s tons of people who come to check out all your galleries and all your videos and your model info. I’m going to ask you a couple questions that we might not list on the website. What’s your favorite position?

Nikki Benz: Um, oh my gosh. It’s hard to pick just one but I’m gonna say doggy. I like 69-ing, too. I like it all. It’s…oh my gosh. If you told me that I could only, if I had to only do one position for the rest of my life, I would die. I love it all.

NR: You couldn’t handle it, huh? That would just be unacceptable.

Nikki Benz: No, I love it all. I love 69-in, missionary…you name it.

NR: Well, that’s a good thing. I think you’re in the right industry.

Nikki Benz: I think so, too [laughs].

NR: How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Nikki Benz: Um, I believe I was fifteen.

NR: You believe, you don’t even remember?

Nikki Benz: It was, somewhere when I turned fourteen to fifteen. I was fifteen, yeah.

NR: Okay, who is your favorite person to work with?

Nikki Benz: Boy or a girl?

NR: Boy and a girl.

Nikki Benz: Well, I don’t like to pick favorites because there’s a lot of them. But I have great chemistry with Alektra Blue. Whenever we have a girl/girl scene together, we have great chemistry. Gina Lynn is a lot of fun to work with, Puma Swede is a lot of fun to work with. As far as boys, I love love love working with Johnny Sins. He bangs the crap out of me. He’s just such a good fuck, oh my god. And I’ve worked with Jules Jordan one time and that’s one of my favorite scenes to date. And, who else? I’m going to have to say Tommy Gunn and Scott Nails.

NR: Alright. What about size? Does size really matter?

Nikki Benz: Well, if it’s too big. What a lot of guys don’t realize is that it hurts. Your vagina is designed to fit a six-and-a-half inch dick in it. Anything beyond that is poking your cervix and it hurts. So, I’m going to say my favorite size is between six to seven inches.

NR: I think a lot of your fans out there are going to smile when they hear that.

Nikki Benz: Well, the average penis is like, five to six and I think that’s perfect. Anything beyond that hurts. And that’s what a lot of guys don’t realize. It’s how you fuck, not how big your dick is.

NR: Absolutely, thank you for that confidence boost! Alright now, I’m going to give you a couple of quick questions, just fire away whatever pops into your head first, okay? Brunettes or blondes?

Nikki Benz: Blondes.

NR: What’s your favorite cereal?

Nikki Benz: Cheerios.

NR: Toronto or Kiev?

Nikki Benz: Toronto.

NR: Chocolate or sex?

Nikki Benz: Sex.

NR: Sex, really? No chocolate?

Nikki Benz: I love chocolate, but hell. I’ll take sex any day over chocolate.

NR: You’ve got to have sex over chocolate.

Nikki Benz: I get cranky if I don’t have a lot of sex! I don’t get cranky if I don’t have chocolate.

NR: Cranky if you don’t have sex, okay, I’m going to write that down. And I’m going to let you get going. I know you’re super busy. I just want you to know that everybody here at NudeReviews.com loves you and we’d love to do it again sometime.

Nikki Benz: Aww, thank you.

NR: Don’t be too surprised. We’re huge fans and you’ve got tons and tons of fans and I think you will for a long time.

Nikki Benz: Thank you, I appreciate it. Take care, bye sweetheart.

Joanna Angel Chats With Nude Reviews…She Rocks!

Joanna Angel, the badass chick behind BurningAngel.com, gave us a little time the other day. We chatted about the biz, punk rock and New Jersey…she is a superstar in this industry and I am an even bigger fan now after talking with her…

 

Joanna Angel: Oh hey, how’re you doing?

NR: What’s going on?

Joanna Angel: Uh, nothing. [laughs] Interview with you.

NR: I know, I appreciate it. What’ve you been up to, you really busy lately or what?

Joanna Angel: Yeah, I’m always pretty busy.

NR: You’re out in California right now?

Joanna Angel: Yeah.

NR: What’s going on out there? Burning Angel stuff or are you out there for fun?

Joanna Angel: No, we have an office in LA and New York, so when I’m out here I’m in my office in LA and when I’m there I’m in my office in New York.

NR: So, I’m a huge fan of the website, I love it. It’s got a super hip look, it’s one of my go-to websites every morning when I get to the office. Is that just years of trying different things or are you always looking to change the site based on the fans’ feedback, etc?

Joanna Angel: Well, I feel like the site’s changed a little bit over the years, but it’s kept its – I feel like it’s just become a bigger and better version of what it was before. It’s always been like, a punk rock porn site. In the very beginning we didn’t have a lot of money so we really couldn’t afford a big community with all these features and we didn’t really have that much content. When you don’t have that much content, you don’t really need a complicated way to organize it, so it was pretty straightforward. But as we’ve grown up, and I’ve learned more about the industry and internet communities, the website’s kind of grown with me. And as we’ve made more money throughout the years, obviously we put the money back into the company to try and make the website better. We’re in the process of redoing things and relaunching things. I was just on the phone and we’re completely relaunching our site again in the next couple months.

NR: It’s always something new, huh?

Joanna Angel: Yeah, I guess so. It’s like that on the internet.

NR: Exactly. You guys were one of the first on the scene with an iPhone app specifically for the adult market, right?

Joanna Angel: I don’t like to say I’m the first, I don’t think we were the very first. But you know, people like it. With the economy these days, you can’t really just do one thing, you’ve got to do everything. You can’t just say oh, you’re going to make all your money off this one thing. You need to put a little bit of your money everywhere. But people really like it, it’s something good for our fans. I know we’ve gotten some new fans out of it, so I think it works out.

NR: Yeah, it works on both ends. So let me ask you, what was your last job before you got into adult entertainment?

Joanna Angel: Um… [laughs] it’s a while now. I was a waitress before I did porn and I used to also work as a receptionist at a piercing place. But me and my roommates kind of, decided it would be fun to start a porn site and it sort of…

NR: And just like that?

Joanna Angel: Yeah, it was very Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

NR: Just a couple of girls at Rutgers making a porn site.

Joanna Angel: Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened. I didn’t really feel like I was getting into the industry. We kind of just had this idea and went with it. A lot of girls talk about getting into the industry and they’re from small towns and they go to LA and it’s crazy and they’re around other people who have been in porn so long and it’s all scary. That wasn’t like us. I started out with my own company. It was just me and my friends and this experiment and the experiment worked and people liked it. Later I was going out to LA and meeting with people and…I don’t know, then I was part of the industry. [laughs]

NR: You had a little bit more control over what you were doing, which a lot of girls don’t when they first get into it.

Joanna Angel: Yeah…you know. [laughs] A little too much control. I didn’t really have anybody who knew what they were doing to show me the way. It had its advantages and its disadvantages.

NR: Just kind of winging it?

Joanna Angel: I don’t really think any girl in porn gets forced into doing what they don’t want to do. They just don’t how to…you gotta say what’s on your mind. If you just say what’s on your mind you know, you’re a chick. People will listen to you. You just gotta say it.

NR: Yeah, a lot of people think that girls are just forced into doing something.

Joanna Angel: No, especially now. It doesn’t make any sense. There’s so many girls who want to do this now, so many girls who are just begging for work, so many girls who are in the industry and don’t do scenes as often as they’d like to. If somebody doesn’t want to do something, they’re just going to find someone who does.

NR: Do you have a favorite scene that you were in or you directed?

Joanna Angel: One of my recent projects that was really big called “LA Pink,” a parody of “LA Ink,” I think that’s my favorite so far. It’s the first full-length feature that I directed and starred in all on my own, I didn’t get any financial help from any other company so it was kind of a big deal for me.

NR: And do you like directing more than performing or is it a toss-up?

Joanna Angel: They’re really different. I think performing is more fun. I mean, you’re having sex. It’s more fun than working, even though it is work.

NR: It’s a different species of work.

Joanna Angel: Yeah, it doesn’t really feel like work. I have a lot of fun while I’m doing it.

NR: Yeah, I hear that a lot. So, I have to ask. What’s up with your wide taste in music? Rancid, Johnny Cash…those are kind of opposite ends of the spectrum. You just like a little bit of everything, or what?

Joanna Angel: Yeah, I really love music. I’m really into music. I think when I was younger I was very like, “I only love punk! Anything that’s not punk I don’t like!” Now I’ve just grown up. I like punk, I like some grunge stuff, some electronic stuff, I like some classic rock. So I like a lot of stuff, but I like stuff that’s good. I don’t like the stuff that sucks and there’s a lot of stuff that sucks, so you gotta like different kinds of music. I like punk, but not all punk. There’s a lot of punk that’s terrible, but I like the good punk. [laugh] And there’s a lot of really bad metal bands. But there’s a lot of good metal bands, too.

NR: It’s good to be selective. But it’s safe to say you’re not going to be following Phish around on tour anytime soon, right?

Joanna Angel: Are they still a band?

NR: No, I think they got back together and are doing a tour. Maybe they went broke, I’m not sure.

Joanna Angel: I hate them and I hate the culture that surrounds them.

NR: It’s definitely dirty. So you were born in Boston, right ? But you were raised in [New] Jersey? Is that true?

Joanna Angel: Yeah.

NR: I’m a Jersey boy.

Joanna Angel: Oh yeah?

NR: Yeah, I’m from Princeton. Do you think growing up Jersey right outside of New York gave you kind of, that do it on your own attitude, I don’t need a lot of help and it’s gotten you where you are today?

Joanna Angel: Yeah, definitely. Especially, the New Jersey punk scene was really about doing things for yourself. I was kind of around before everybody was on huge record labels and me and my friends, we used to…most of the places I hung out in college and even in high school were shows that were in houses or people’s basements or really small venues. And they were put on by people that I knew, it wasn’t like huge bigtime club promoters or anything. My boyfriend in college, me and him together put out my friend’s record. We saved up the money and taped the recording, made a bunch of copies and tried to get stores to sell copies. I definitely came from a school of doing everything yourself and I still use those ethics today. It always seems that anytime I ask someone to do something, they do it in a way that I hate so, yeah. I try and do everything myself.

NR: Well, there’s nothing wrong with that. I think that has a lot to do with all the success you’ve had, there’s no doubt about it. In your opinion, is New York the best city in the world?

Joanna Angel: I think so.

NR: Yeah, I agree with you. You just can’t beat the city, I love it.

Joanna Angel: Yeah, I love it.

NR: I dig your whole northeast swagger. Like I said, I’m a Jersey boy, I can appreciate the attitude.

Joanna Angel: [laughs] Thank you. I mean, I am in LA a lot of the time and people say, are you from LA? I really don’t like saying yes. [laughs] I’m like, I’m from New York and I’m not even from New York, but I’m more from New York than I am from LA.

NR: I think if you grew up like 100 miles from Manhattan, you can say oh, I’m from New York City. I’ve come across so many people, I mean – I’ve said it. Even though it was an hour away.

Joanna Angel: Yeah, I know.

NR: So, what can we expect from Burning Angel? What’s on the horizon? I know you’re in the process of changing things, still trying to remain true to the site but keep it fresh.

Joanna Angel: We’re relaunching the site again in February and that’s the main focus right now. We’re adding more community features, a webcam site so that people can interact with each other live. We’re just going to keep doing what we’re doing and try and make it better.

NR: That’s awesome. Is it the fans that keep you going? You’ve got a lot of loyal supporters.

Joanna Angel: Definitely. I mean, if it wasn’t for my fans I don’t know where I would be today. We’re an internet company, we’re selling to people. We don’t have any ‘big deals’ or big distribution companies or buyers or anything like that. The reason we are who we are is because people sign up for the site and they like it and they tell their friends about it, not because we struck some big deal with some company and they got us a bunch of stuff. It’s really because of our individual fans and they really matter. I really try and give them as much attention as I can when I do a signing or on Twitter because I’m so appreciative. Especially now with the market so saturated, I’m flattered that people choose to sign up for my website and not every other website or sign up for my website instead of trying to download things for free. I wish I could send them all thank you cards every year. [laughs]

NR: Absolutely. You stay true to your fans and you stay true to yourself. And so what do you see for yourself in five years? I don’t want to put you on the spot, I know that’s far away…

Joanna Angel: It is far away. I don’t know. I hope the company will be a lot bigger in the next five years. I’d like to be – I mean, I’ve gone from nothing into something and I’d like to take that something and become an even bigger something. I’m definitely not done. I’m still climbing my way up. I hope I can get to the level of some of the other girls who I really admire in the industry.

NR: I don’t think you’ll have any problem. I know you don’t want to brag, but I’m a huge fan of the website. Everyone at NudeReviews.com loves it. We really appreciate you taking the time out. I’m going to let you get going, you sound like you’re pretty busy out there.

Joanna Angel: Well, thank you!

NR: Take care, Joanna. Have a good night.

*Joanna, We Love Ya…Keep Rockin’…

*News Flash* All Men Watch Porn…It’s A Fact!

PornEven the Dalai Lama has seen a nipple on his laptop…

Scientists unveiled results from a recent study on Men & Porn…they have concluded that all men watch porn.  Just a hunch, but I don’t think anyone fell out of their chair when the final tally came in.  The study began with men in their 20’s, and the researchers could not find one man that had not watched porn.  I love it.  This seems like a waste of money and time.  I wish they had contacted me first, I would have schooled them on porn…and the fact that EVERYONE in the world has seen some form of pornography in their lifetimes.

I think the next study this group decides to tackle should be “why are we hemorrhaging cash”…

The Least Excited I Have Been About A Nipple…Ever

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She Look-a Like-a Man…

Serena Williams appears to have at least one nipple.  This doesn’t help me decide whether or not she has a penis, but it is a celebrity nipple shot, so I must share.  One day, Serena will get caught with her pants down and the world will see her penis.  Crazy…I don’t think so.  She is 6’4″, 220, runs a 4.3 40-yd dash, and can bench-press a small building.  If you saw Serena Williams standing up and pissing into a urinal would you really be shocked?  She has an adam’s apple like a parking lot speedbump; she is more man than the Great Outdoors Games.  I am pretty sure that Serena Williams gets 5 o’clock shadow at noon…

Enjoy your little watersporting session Serena, sir, you aren’t fooling anybody!

All Of New York City Will Have A Boner Tomorrow…

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Lisa Ann and her Palinesque good looks will be in NYC tomorrow.  A little Howard Stern in the morning, then off to Rick’s Cabaret for a demo with the RealTouch!  If you are not familiar with the RealTouch, it is a “high-tech personal pleasure device” designed by a former NASA engineer.  That is amazing, one can now own a sex toy that was designed by a guy who sent shit into outer-space.  I recently blogged about the Fleshlight, but this thing takes the cake.  If you are in the Metropolitan area, I suggest you attend this splendid affair.  There is an open bar, hors d’oeuvres and a goddamn pornstar with the greatest sexual device ever created.  If you miss this, it will be like the guys who said, “Nah, this won’t be Jesus’ last supper, let’s go next week”…get what I’m sayin’?  Get over to Rick’s and enjoy the show.