She Look-a Like-a Man…

Serena Williams appears to have at least one nipple.  This doesn’t help me decide whether or not she has a penis, but it is a celebrity nipple shot, so I must share.  One day, Serena will get caught with her pants down and the world will see her penis.  Crazy…I don’t think so.  She is 6’4″, 220, runs a 4.3 40-yd dash, and can bench-press a small building.  If you saw Serena Williams standing up and pissing into a urinal would you really be shocked?  She has an adam’s apple like a parking lot speedbump; she is more man than the Great Outdoors Games.  I am pretty sure that Serena Williams gets 5 o’clock shadow at noon…

Enjoy your little watersporting session Serena, sir, you aren’t fooling anybody!