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Lisa Ann and her Palinesque good looks will be in NYC tomorrow.  A little Howard Stern in the morning, then off to Rick’s Cabaret for a demo with the RealTouch!  If you are not familiar with the RealTouch, it is a “high-tech personal pleasure device” designed by a former NASA engineer.  That is amazing, one can now own a sex toy that was designed by a guy who sent shit into outer-space.  I recently blogged about the Fleshlight, but this thing takes the cake.  If you are in the Metropolitan area, I suggest you attend this splendid affair.  There is an open bar, hors d’oeuvres and a goddamn pornstar with the greatest sexual device ever created.  If you miss this, it will be like the guys who said, “Nah, this won’t be Jesus’ last supper, let’s go next week”…get what I’m sayin’?  Get over to Rick’s and enjoy the show.