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I Will Never Stop Loving The Jersey Shore

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Here’s the Situation…

This is my crew for the weekend.  Holla!  We are gonna splash so much bottled water around the club while we fist pump it will make the average head explode.  I have my gel kit ready for deployment and luckily Pauly D will give me some pointers.  We have a 5:30 lift session at the gym, followed by a protein-rich dinner, then we groom ourselves for 4 hours before hittin’ da club.  I’m hoping to get J-Wow so drunk that she blows Snookie (we all know Snookie has a dick).  I think the highlight of my night will be (fingers crossed) if Ronnie teaches me his “creepy” patented move.  This could potentially be the single-greatest weekend of my life.  Wish me luck.  If anyone needs me, I will undoubtedly be in the club for 48 hours straight so holla at ya jersey Shore boy…

Angela Aspen: The Mother Of My Unborn Children

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Angela Aspen rocks, plain and simple.  I’m not certain, but I think that she and I will be doing some heavy breeding in a few years time.  She is probably just as excited as I am. 

 

Part one:

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Part two:

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Angela Aspen: Hello?

Nude Reviews: Angela!

Angela Aspen: This is Angela.

NR: How are you? It’s Mack at NudeReviews.com

Angela Aspen: Yes, how are you?

NR: I’m good. Are you on your cell phone?

Angela Aspen: Yes.

NR: It’s going in and out a little bit, I’m sorry. I can hear you okay but there is a little bit of static.

[Pause]

Angela Aspen: Okay, can you hear me a little better?

NR: That’s a lot better, I appreciate it. Thank you

Angela Aspen: You bet. So how are you doing?

NR: I’m good, what are you up to?

Angela Aspen: Like I said, just tanning and getting ready to go out and party tonight.

NR: Sounds good. I’m just drinking a beer in my office, getting ready for Friday night.

Angela Aspen: [laughs] Nice.

NR: It gets a little loose here on Fridays. We are porn review site, so you can imagine the day-to-day.

Angela Aspen: Yeah, my typical days are quite interesting…

NR: So where are you right now?

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I Would Take A 3-Day Hike In Her Breasts

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Jubblies!

Who is Salma Hayek’s agent?  He/she is doing a poor job.  She should be auditioning for every slutty bikini-clad role in Hollywood.  Those tits are out of control; I feel like I need a permit just to stare at this picture.  Her breasts are more fun to look at than those Magic Eye Posters.  Did I miss this somehow?  Are these the same breasts I saw in “Desperado”, really?  I think someone had some work done; bravo.  They look amazing and I am recommending them for their own exhibit in the Smithsonian.

Tiger Got Her Pregnant…Then He Did It Once More

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Tiger Woods Baby Mama, Nearly

It just keeps getting better…

I simply cannot get enough of the Tiger Woods saga.  Partly due to the fact that it is never-ending; also that it seems to get juicier every other week.  Josyln James, the pornstar and crowd favorite here at Nude Reviews, told Inside Edition that Woods impregnated her twice.  It was bad enough for Woods’ image when her name appeared on the list of infidelities, but now this?  Tiger can’t catch a break, not that he deserves one though.  Apparently James had a miscarriage the first go-around, and an abortion on the second trip.  The article I have linked to this blog post ends with James’ stepmother calling James a compulsive liar and bad parent.  It would appear then that Joslyn and Tiger are perfect for each other.

It’s Swimsuit Time…Imagination: Run Free and Flourish

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Bar Rafaeli is hotter than hell in late July.  Still can’t figure out why she was banging Leonardo Dicaprio for so long, but I can get over it.  This is from the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and it appears that she is only getting hotter every year.  The amazing part about Bar Rafaeli is that she only appears in mainstream news and media once a year.  Seriously, when was the last time you saw her? Anywhere?  She probably just hangs out all year, then every winter she gets a phone call, “hey Bar, it’s that time of year again”.  That is one fantastic lifestyle and I am definitely envious.  Although, no one wants to see me in that bikini…no one.

Strip Clubs: Helping The Third World One Dance At A Time

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Strippers Save Haiti…

‘Stripping For Haiti’.  That has a nice ring to it, right?  It’s very philanthropic to say the least.  That is exactly what one strip club in Toledo, Ohio, is doing.  I think it really demonstrates forward thinking.  I read this article and could not stop thinking about how great of an idea this was for multiple reasons.  Strip clubs images are bad, plain and simple.  Many people frown upon them and associate them with filth and vulgarity (I staunchly disagree).  What better way to change your image in the community than to have a fundraiser for the Haitian Earthquake victims.  Actions like this can help save the planet and on a side note I think it will not be too long before we have an entirely eco-friendly strip club somewhere in the states.  This is just the beginning, start with fundraisers and eventually the strip club will be the place to go for all of your organic produce.  It’s not that far fetched.  One thing did piss me off tremendously however, apparently lap dances are illegal in Ohio; what the F?