I Would Take A 3-Day Hike In Her Breasts



Who is Salma Hayek’s agent?  He/she is doing a poor job.  She should be auditioning for every slutty bikini-clad role in Hollywood.  Those tits are out of control; I feel like I need a permit just to stare at this picture.  Her breasts are more fun to look at than those Magic Eye Posters.  Did I miss this somehow?  Are these the same breasts I saw in “Desperado”, really?  I think someone had some work done; bravo.  They look amazing and I am recommending them for their own exhibit in the Smithsonian.

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