Who are you?

I will give someone a free password to one of the sites in our top 12 if they can explain to me exactly what these two people do for a living.  I am baffled, I’ve got nothing.  How on earth are these two neanderthals famous?  I need an explanation, pronto!  I am quite confident that if I were to see Spencer Pratt at a bar or club, there is a very good chance I’d either kick him twice in the nuts or pour Visine into his beverage.  I am leaning towards the latter.  And this wife of his…what the F?!  Who are you?  Where did you come from?  Why do people care about you?  Why are you the first name that pops up on Google when I start typing ‘heidi’?  What about Heidi Klum, Heidi Fleiss, that chick named Heidi who gets sent to the Swiss Alps to live with her grandfather, Heidi Cortez, Heidi with freckles from the 5th grade, Heidi from Heidi’s Hot Dogs in Pickens, South Carolina, any Heidi but Heidi Montag!  I hate you guys, a lot.