Just a dab…

An anal conversation at the office got me thinkin’!  Personally, I like lube.  It can really save you in a pinch and it is a must for anal.  Going into the rump sans lube is a mistake.  I know plenty of good men who never made it back alive, and the ones that did recover…they were never the same.  Okay, maybe it isn’t that dramatic, but it will really piss off your lady if you try to just go in there without some form of KY.  I don’t even feel the need to break that one down, but for all of you slowpokes, it will hurt her and maybe cause mild chaffing on your moneymaker.  Lube it up, but trust me on this…

1.) A little lube goes a long way fellas, we aren’t putting WD-40 on the rusty bike chain, use it sparingly.
2.) Having some lube in the nightstand will let her know you’re thinking about her well-being.
3.) Feel free to reapply at any juncture, just don’t go swimming.