Having sex in a public place is like a right of passage…

I am huge fan of public sex acts.  This doesn’t mean I am gonna get a hummer on the sofa at Starbucks, but I would take one in the bathroom.  I can’t lay claim to having sex in the middle of a crowded street or banging a chick right on the dance-floor at a nightclub, but I did get a handjob on a bridge once.  That counts for something right?  It was night time and cars were in fact passing by, and I shot a load into the local river (sorry kayakers).  I condone all public sex acts, especially in the high-tech society we live in; where everyone has an iPhone or a digital camera ready to go in a moments notice.  So all of you banghappy couples out there, keep up the good work, just be sure to stay the appropriate distance from the school-zone, because that will not end well I can assure you.