A real gift from God…

I just read an article about a lizard with two penises.  Hemipene is the scientific terminology. I will simply refer to this phenomena as: amazing.  Am I jealous?  Of course I am.  Imagine being able to do DP to a girl and not have to worry about crossing swords with your buddy.  We all know how thin that area of skin between the snatch and the pooper can get.  And once there is a cock in each hole it is paper-thin!  With two penises I could get so much more accomplished in this lifetime.  I could pleasure girls like never before, probably get into Harvard business school and climb Mount Everest.  I know what you’re thinking; all of this with just an additional penis?  The answer is, yes.