Sexting…

This Tiger Woods thing is out of control now.  I mean, I love every minute of it, but it is insane.  Tiger apparently likes to talk dirty.  I am no stranger to this hankering either.  Sexting is my middle name and I have sent my fair share of naughty SMS.  My favorite has to be the one Tiger sent to Joslyn James stating his desire to ‘choke her’ and that she needed to find a ‘trusted’ friend for their threesome.  Tiger, Tiger, Tiger; always double checking like a champion.  That’s how it went down for my first threesome too.  I told my mistress, “Hey listen, this threesome is going down, but make sure we can trust this hoe, I don’t need her yapping about it.”

Tiger spread himself too thin, obviously.  Had he only been adulterous with 3-4 ladies, he would still be in the clear.  But look at what he has created.  Joslyn James now has a website with all of Tiger’s texts on it, and trying to visit the site is impossible; I think 4 servers imploded yesterday alone.  If you get the chance, here is the link.