Condom Dispenser (Bedside)

I gotta be honest, I think if a chick sees this on your nightstand, she will be impressed.  Look at that thing, it’s cool as all get-up.  Right next to the reading lamp, between the tissues and your cellphone charger.  It fits perfectly and I don’t think it sends a bad message.  If anything, it says, “I love safe sex so much that my condoms deserve to shine.”  It’s like a tea bag jar, filled with variety and options.  Keep some ribbed, a few ultra-thin and even a spermicidal condom in there.  It will be like the arcade claw game, filled with mystery and delight.  And please, if I am way too excited about this…please let me know.