She’s out there, somewhere…

Is it that hard to find a woman who loves porn?  I don’t really know for certain, but it will be challenging.  I do know that if you do find her, marry her immediately.  Think about the endless possibilities revolving around a girlfriend or wife with a hankering to watch porn that is deeper than yours.  I don’t know if it is possible to find someone that could outmatch myself, but there has to be a million chicks out there who love watching porn, fucking while watching porn, doing dishes while watching porn; like I said, the possibilities are endless.  Instead of the old, boring dinner and a movie on a Friday night, how about checking the latest HD update on NaughtyAmerica or BangBros.  A woman who is down for that kind of an evening is a special woman indeed.  She should be tucked away for safe-keeping and never let her leave the house because she will be irreplaceable I assure you.

Me: Honey, what time are we watching ‘Cassie’s Anal Revenge’ tonight?

Honey: Hmm, I need to call my sister and then pay a few bills online, then I should be ready

Me: Ok great, so I have time to watch the end of the game?

Honey: Of course, dear.  I love watching porn with you.  Oh gosh, I’m wet already

Yes, I know this is my hypothetical dialogue, but it has a hell of an appeal, right?  It reminds me of the girlfriend in the beginning of ‘Old School’ that gets caught watching porn during her attempted threesome while Luke Wilson’s character, Mitch, was out of town.  Vince Vaughn had it right when he said to Luke Wilson, “a girl like that comes along once every 100 years”.  I am hoping the chances of finding a girl that into porn aren’t as stark as century-long odds, but I know it will be difficult.  The journey continues, a long and hard road, but the prize…oh my, the prize is worth the effort.