Never Again…

I just read an article that highlighted a medical journal submission stating that the missionary position causes carpal tunnel syndrome.  This is old news people and that is why I only recommend a few positions during sexual intercourse.  Men work the wrist enough during masturbation; no need to exacerbate the issue with excessive stress during a boring position.  Missionary is the worst.  Your heads are too close to each other, opening the door to potential sweet nothings being whispered…and we all know that can fuck up a good lay.  Take doggystyle for example, you don’t even need to make eye contact.  Somewhat taxing on the knees, certainly, but overall a fantastic position.  Cowgirl is great too, let her ride you until the sun comes up; reverse it, then once more no eye contact is required.  If she asks for missionary, give her one simple response: “Baby, that causes carpel tunnel syndrome”.