Be Afraid…
Vibrators are getting out of control. The modern dildo looks like it could get you off, do your grocery list, pack the kids lunches and take out the trash. I am legitimately scared. Look at that thing, seriously, it seems more like a vital piece of the spaceshuttle than a pleasure tool. When did the original dildo become so antiquated? They still use wood bats in major league baseball, I’m just saying…
That is half thigh-master, half ray-gun. It might be a prop from a post-apocalyptic movie, set in the year 2071. If I saw that on a store shelf, I would think it was the latest aerobics tool being pedaled on television in the wee hours of the morning for “3 easy payments of $19.95″. I am willing to bet that it has a microwave feature with the popcorn setting and express cook options. This whole scenario is eerily similar to the Terminator 3, and we all know the machines won…be careful.