The Boner: The Last Bastion Of Freedom…

Boner

I’m kind of a BIG deal…

I wake up every morning with a raging boner, flip on ESPN and see a commercial for Cialis or Viagra and wonder when the day will come that I don’t wake up with that mega-boner.  It haunts my dreams, seriously.  I am scared to death of impending flaccid doom and all of the inner anguish associated with it.  Find me one man out there who is not slightly concerned about the day his boner stops “boner-ing” and I will show you a man who was once a man, but not anymore.  His boner is already gone, and his brain has turned to mush a la those catchy Hulu commercials.  Just keep an eye on your boner, men.  All of these boner medicine advertisements remind me of the depressing ‘Save the Polar Bear’ p.s.a.’s I see with some washed up celebrity.  Live on boner, extinction is a no-no.

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