We’ve all had a horny boss…

Ruby Tuesday seems like the place to work in the Stroudsburg, PA, area.  Honestly, how could this have happened?  A middle-aged manager surrounded by college-girl waitresses…gimme a break!  This poor guy never had a chance.  He is certainly to blame for the mess he created, but if he only knew that he stood zero chance of ever making it out of the situation from the get-go, he might have played his cards differently.

Christopher Mendoza is the manager of the Eastern Pennsylvania restaurant, and he is rather horny.  Usually in these instances we see one girl who gets harassed by her boss, but this case involved just about all of the female employees in the tri-county vicinity.  Mendoza targeted most of his sexual advances at one particular employee, but never singled her out entirely.  He made sure to creep out all of the waitresses, which kept it fair and balanced.  When I am going to sexually harass a co-worker, I always make sure that I have 2-3 more reserve co-workers ready to go.  I harass all of them, and give no individual the chance to say, “Hey, what the hell, you creep! Quit sexually harassing me!”.  She knows I will reply smoothly with the ole, “You wish babe, I’m doin’ this to every lady on the 9th floor, don’t feel so exclusive!”