We’ve gotta squirter Sarge….

I nearly crapped the first time I was with a girl that squirted.  That would have been awful because I’d have literally crapped onto her pillows and sheets and it would not have been pretty.  Rule 181: As messy as the squirting gets, it does not even compare to dumping on a bed mid-bang.

Squirting…where were we…ah yes the infamous first squirter.  I remember being in her bed having a great time, she thought I was a stud (naturally) and then boom!  All I did was pull out a little and Old Faithful burst right into my chest!  I immediately thought I had been urinated on, unhappy and wet I mutter something like, “aww what the f…” but before I can finish yelling she informs me that it was in fact an orgasm, not pee.  I didn’t believe her at all, I was pissed (on) and I wasn’t even done yet.  She explained it all to me like a master squirt sensei teaching a pupil and eventually I could not get enough of this girl and her rocketship orgasms.  You have to see a squirter in action to really appreciate it, it’s kind of like seeing a band live for the first time…you listen to all the CD’s, now get your ass to the concert!

The Real Squirt is the best place I can send you to find amazing squirts if you are having trouble “finding a squirter near you”.  I know they aren’t in all walks of life, but people, they are out there and unless you have a gor-tex raincoat you’re gonna get soaked.