No, thank you…I take my booty with malt liquor actually…

I cannot think of anything more amazing than a huge ass covered in malt liquor.  It is a spectacle and I recommend you get yourself some frontrow seats and enjoy the show.  The ghetto-fab divas at 40 oz. Bounce have more ass than a donkey farm and my head exploded twice the first time I visited the site.  Who is the genius behind this splendid showcase of hootchie-booty, lets get him set-up for reelection.  Oh, he’s not the President of the World!  Hogwash, pure hogwash…

I am not afraid to admit it…I would love to pour a 40 oz. bottle of Malt Liquor onto the backside of a big, black ass.  Just don’t forget to smack that ass, or else you have not appropriately performed the intended actions derived from the website.  Better yet…Check it out, get a tutorial from liquor-pourin’ ass-slappin’ experts, and then get out there and give it your all!  You have not truly lived until an entire bottle of Malt Liquor has been wasted on a big bare ass.  Get crackin’.