This is my boss…I hope he doesn’t see this because he will murder me. You are all sitting there reading this saying, ‘haha that’s funny, they put a clown doll in their boss’s deskchair’….No we didn’t, that is my freekin’ boss and he scares the crap out of me. I wake up every night in a cold sweat thinking about how horrible it must be to wake up next to that every morning. Oh my boss’s poor wife…how do you do it?