Don’t know how this has taken me so long to realize…

God must have kept them apart after birth in order to preserve mankind from annihilation.  These two are so potent, one time while they were in the same timezone a small earthquake registered on local seismographs.  If they ever crossed paths in an airport every flight would be grounded for a week…in the western hemisphere.  A group of physicists commissioned by the military tried to design a weapon that harnessed the dual energy but the laboratory blew up when both girls were notified about the project.  I was nervous about putting pictures of them so close together, it would explain why my monitor keeps flashing red and yellow.  I don’t kid about this stuff, it’s too risky.  I heard a story about a guy who Googled, “Megan and Lanny”…the internet didn’t work for 3 days, everywhere.  Proceed with caution…