THIS BIKINI BLOWS…

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Brittney Skye is the most popular model on NudeReviews, and she absolutely hates anything that covers her breasts…

Brittney Skye is being searched for more than the 46 year-old guy who used to park his ’79 Lincoln on the same street as my elementary school.  NudeReviews has amazing galleries from all the sites Brittney has featured on, as well as reviews for those sites.  And why did those playground stalkers always drive shitboxes?

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE WORE WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY…

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CFNM is hot, although I have a sneaky suspicion these girls are just so horny that they can’t get their clothes off in time…

I have been doing my research on this phenomenon, the whole “clothed chick and naked dude” thing commonly known as CFNM (clothed female nude male).  It seems that after years and years of scenes featuring a plumber or a mechanic whipping it out from his jeans zipper and banging some buck-naked girl on a sink or a radiator, people finally realized that it is pretty sexy to see a chick fully clothed and having sex, while the dude stands there in the buff.

There are many new sites popping up in this genre, and some are better than others.  The Dancing Bear is one of the best CFNM sites on the web…yes, a bear that dances.  If you put 30 women in a room, give them some booze and expect them not to go wild and crazy when a massively-donged man walks in with a bear costume on, then you are nuts.  I am trying to think of the last party I was at…ah yes, it was a work function, about 45 people, and if that damn bear had walked in it would have been amazing, and the ladies would have melted.  So I will keep dreaming of the day I wake up and the Bear Suit is hanging in my closet, and a full day of banging real chicks with their clothes on awaits…

DIRTY…IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY TO SERVE MILF?

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These MILF’s are quite possibly the nastiest and naughtiest ever seen, and I love them for it.  Beautiful women with a particular craving…dark meat.

I know you all remember the first time you heard the word MILF, immediately followed by the realization that this was the single greatest acronym anyone had come up with.  Find me the inventor of MILF, and I will lobby for an entire wing in the Smithsonian to be dedicated in his honor.  The term has truly taken off, and MILF porn is an internet megalodon that dominates the industry.

There are tons and tons of MILF sites out there, but one recently reviewed site caught my eye.  Nothing gets me going like a gorgeous 30-something who wants one thing and one thing only…huge, massive, ginormous black cock!  Dirty MILF Club has some of the hottest ladies around, and they have a hankering for black hunks.  I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I am pretty sure that it is the contrast of an older white woman engaging in hardcore sex with a large black man, it begs the question…where are their husbands?  Big time MILF’s being ravaged by even bigger…you get the picture (if not, see above).

HUNGRY?

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Find me a guy that hasn’t fantasized about a “big girl” at least once in his life…find him yet, he is a liar!

Admit it, go ahead.  Everyone has had the urge to go big, perhaps too big sometimes (details of my trip to New Orleans are for another time).  Should there even be a limit though – these girls don’t care – they just want it bad.  All BBW Porn Network has a library that rivals Harvard’s, and it is a thousand times easier to use than the dewey decimal system.  Each and every one of these hefty beauties have three things in common: Big Bodies, Big Boobs and Big Appetites (Sex and Food).  All kidding aside, it is amazing to watch these girls perform because they are every bit as talented as your mainstream pornstars that grace the frontpage of every single website on the net.  40,000+ pics and nearly 600 videos will keep you entertained for an eon, whether you are a Chub for Chub guy or simply a standard issue Chubbychaser.

I implore you to grab a snack, maybe two snacks, and check the latest in BBW porn…this niche is growing (no pun intended) faster than China and there are so many sites where you can get top-notch Big and Beautiful girls doing everything from hardcore to solo.  Like I said in the beginning, if you have a friend that says he could “never be with a big girl”, slap him first, then send him to a BBW site.