She still has aspirations of playing linebacker in the NFL…
In the meantime she will continue to live a meaningless life and ride the coat-tails of her father. This one is tough for me, I want to rip on the Hulk but my WWF-filled youth will not allow me to make fun of him. Seriously, he is 137 years old and really creeps me out these days (okay one stab at the Hulkster)…but i will continue to rip Brooke Hogan until she does something noteworthy. I could be waiting a long long time…
‘Girls Gone Wild’ will not be producing a “jailhouse edition” any longer…
Joe Francis copped a plea in his tax evasion charges. He had spent a year in jail already and was facing more time, but that sneaky perv weaseled his way out. Most of his 2007 was enjoyed behind bars and he was staring down another hefty sentence. I am glad this scumbag can get back to making millions off of drunk talentless chicks in Panama City, Florida. If I’m not mistaken, that was just named “most likely to contract herpes beachtown in America”…
SARAH JAY, SO HOT RIGHT NOW, SARAH JAY
Sarah Jay is being searched on NudeReviews at a rate exceeding 5,000 beats per minute. Just be careful, if you stare at her boobs too long your retinas will singe and a huge smile will become your permanent facial expression (excessive drooling included).
The greatest porn name ever…
This came to me in a dream last night, very organic. Remember Robin Hoods full name? It was Robin of Locksley. Enter Robin of “Cocksley”. I feel very strongly that this could be the greatest porn name ever. Forget that whole street address divided by your middle name plus the square root of your pet formula. Listen to me, and you will have the best porn name in the biz. A badass dude with a badass name who shoots chicks with his powerful “arrow”, he robs from the rich and gives to the poor(n).
***Breaking News***Sasha Grey is the most popular model on Nude Reviews…
Sasha Grey is hotter than Egypt in July. I would like to personally thank her for being so hot. She could evaporate if she isn’t careful…check out her galleries and bio at Nude Reviews.
Take a moment…deep breath – okay continue looking.
It’s not as inconspicuous as its handy cousin, but it sure is creative…
I can’t imagine pulling off a footjob in public is as easy as a handjob. Oh how I miss the nosebleeds section at The Silverdome. But I will say this now, a footjob is pretty kinky and I happen to be a huge fan. The word on the street is that BangBros was getting so many requests for an exclusive foot site they had no choice but to oblige.
Magical Feet is a new site and I cannot get enough! I will continue to research this phenomenon that is “the footjob” and hopefully come up with a short list of potential creators. And I would also like to shake the hand of the man who said, “hey sweetie, turn around and do it reverse so I can stare at your ass”. That guy needs to be high-fived and chest-bumped multiple times. He is a genius and although it is unlikely he created the original footjob…he can be credited with taking the activity to another level.
Can the footjob be more than a century old? Maybe, but it is doubtful. Through the use of a complex porn algorithm I have placed its beginnings somewhere in the mid 1920’s. People were wild and parties evolved during this era. I have a scenario in my head…
Promiscuous Flapper: “Mickey, want some head?”
Mickey (wearing knickers): “How about a footjob?”
Promiscuous Flapper: “What is that, is it swingin’?”
Mickey (not wearing knickers): “Lets try it…”
The rest is history folks…and luckily the good people at BangBros care about continuing the tradition.
Please share your Nylon Passion with all of us, this is a safe place…
I’ll admit it, I dig on stockings. Pantyhose however, remind me of my mother and we are definitely not going there. It is super-sexy though, right? Forget the porn element, think of a movie when the hot chick took off her skirt and she had on stockings and a garter belt. Come on, the bathroom door was slightly open and the dude she lusts for is watching, she doesn’t know he is there…It was sexy and you and I both know it! In fact that movie was on last night!
The stocking and pantyhose fetish is one I will certainly condone and I may even dabble from time to time…Nylon Passion has everything you could imagine. It even has things I didn’t even know about, like “close-up nylon shots” – apparently that’s a big deal – and I can now say I kinda dig on the whole nylon thing all together. Before, it was really just a garter belt/stocking thing from that movie last night. According to most of the women I asked around the office today, at least “one good pair” of pantyhose is a must for all ladies. And from that I extrapolated that nearly every woman I know is essentially “nylon passion ready”…amazing right?
Gene Simmons has got nothin’ on her!
But seriously, I need to know…who let that guy in? I am willing to bet that for another T-Shirt at least one of those girls would have blown him. Nothing against these industry babes but it is all about the face time (haha I wasn’t even trying to make a joke there I swear). Jada Fire is a big name in porn however, and I always thought she was batshit crazy and this video continues to confirm my beliefs…