Nevada Man-Whore Calls It Quits…So Sad

Gigolo

Male Hookers: an Endangered Species

There are 2 possible scenarios here: this guy either sucks at sexing women, or it is in fact true that women never pay for sex.  I think it’s a balanced blend of both.  Women really shouldn’t have to pay for sex, ever.  There is always a dude out there that will bang anything, trust me.  But, this guy probably was a pretty bad lay.  I imagine that hookers get a lot of referral business, and clearly Markus’ clients were not satisfied enough to tell their friends.  The whole idea of a male prostitute, or prostitude, seems like the greatest job in the world.  This role has been embellished in films like Loverboy and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (the actual gigolo, not Deuce).  The films paint the gigolo role in a fantastic and exotic light.  There are an abundance of hot women calling non-stop to be pleasured by a prostitude.  I always knew that this was, for the most part, untrue; but this gigolo in Nevada must have watched these movies a few too many times.

Public Violation: The Newest Porn Thrillride

Public Violation

PornPros: those sly dogs…

Please do not get too excited when you click on the link I have provided below.  I can assure you that it is not a compilation of my weekend escapades, although it is rather close in portrayal.  I have in fact been known to run wild in the streets and wreak havoc on every young woman I come across a la a recently released sex offender.  This new site from PornPros is amazing and I am truly at a loss for words when attempting to further describe it.  I challenge anyone to watch the trailer and not become overwhelmed with pure elation.  I especially enjoyed the drive-by ejaculations; those girls never saw it coming, and damn, was that guy fast!  He moved like the wind, like a cheetah and The Roadrunner had a baby; ninja-like.  Please, make sure you are sitting down when you watch this…