In a hurry…

I have never been in a car accident.  But I must admit, if I am going to be rear-ended by another vehicle, I hope it goes something like this.  A Florida woman was driving her Thunderbird in Key West and rammed into the back of a truck.  She wasn’t paying attention to the road because she was trimming her pubes.  That is the epitome of multitasking and I must applaud her efforts.  Thankfully, no one was hurt.  At what point do you decide to snip the bush while driving in the car?  This is a first for me, I have never heard of anyone grooming downstairs while behind the wheel.  The woman told police she was tidying up before she met her boyfriend.  I hope this boyfriend doesn’t dismiss the dedication of his lady to make him happy.  She is making the ultimate sacrifice and I think she deserves a prize.  Unfortunately, the only thing she got was a trip to jail because she was driving with a suspended license and the week prior to the bush-wreck she got a D.U.I.

And what about this boyfriend?  Is he still waiting for his perfectly trimmed girlfriend?  I wonder if Florida allows conjugal visits…this lady will have all the time in the world to shave her box now.