Look Away…

What the fuck is that?  It cannot be human.  I am sorry if this offends the three Jordan Blue fans left in the world, but seriously, what the fuck is that?  I see E.T. sitting on a couch between two guys trying to figure out just what it is they are about to stick their dicks into.  Neither one of those fellas can be at all excited about the prospect of fucking that.  This must have been comparable to working the holiday graveyard shift at triple overtime pay.  There is just no other way that either one of them would have agreed to this on standard wages.  They shot this in a laboratory somewhere; specimens like that aren’t allowed in public.  The Boogeyman probably checks underneath his bed for Jordan Blue.  Someone will see this image and shortly thereafter succumb to a syncopal episode.  I dare you to stare at this picture and hold your lunch down at the same time.  Impossible.

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