How much is my sextape worth?  Probably nothing…

I am well aware of the power a sextape possesses, and if you wanna make it big in the entertainment biz…get one made ASAP.  Carrie Prejean, gay-basher of Miss America fame, was offered $1,000,000 for the rights to her solo video that surfaced recently.  Vivid Entertainment thinks it can be a top seller, just like the smash-hit Kardashian video.  Prejean apparently is not interested in the offer and I think that is career suicide.  She already slammed the gays, might as well top off that hellacious career with a solo/masturbation sextape.  Remember how horrified everyone across the nation was, when she stated her opinion on same-sex marriage.  She spoke her mind, got blasted for it, went home and masturbated, recorded it, denied it, admitted it, refused a million bucks, offer is back on the table, you suck.

What can be learned from all this sextape nonsense?  That nothing about it is nonsense!  Let the tape out in the open to run wild.  Like a cheetah on the open plain, it just wants to run free.  I think Carrie Prejean needs to sit down and have a pep talk with Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Tommy Lee’s penis, Paris Hilton, Bret Michaels, Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton.  They can all give her the inside scoop on just how big a sextape can make you in Hollywood.  Bret Michaels wears a bandana with hair sewn to it…end of story.  Prejean, listen up, take the money you filthy pageant-star, and blow it all on vibrators and Republican magazine subscriptions…I will still love ya.